You're in a lift, on your own, and there's a mirror

[Fnaar]

Me, I practise some elementary body-popping moves.

 

[philipbh]

Check the baldness development

 

[Brahan]

I fart, then look at myself in disgust.

 

[TVC]

Fall in love all over again

 

[Bimble]

Lean against the railing trying to look cool as a cucumber, you know, James Dean smouldering; black leather cap pulled down over one eye slightly, cig hanging cooly out of the corner of the mouth, smoke sexily drifting upwards past my deep hungry manly animal eyes (then catch a glimpse of the round balding middleaged bloke sharing the lift with me and sink as I realise who it is!!).

 

[dellzeqq]

there's a lift in the building occupied by the NHBC in Queen Victoria Street that has mirrors on opposite sides, but very slightly offset from parallel. If one were that way inclined one could become an entire chorus line......

 

[PpPete]

check for stray nose/ear hairs

 

[Fran143]

Check my lippy, see if anythings stuck in my teeth and re-arrange myself....then look around to check there's no security cameras captured my wee display.

 

[Lighthorse]

there's a lift in the building occupied by the NHBC in Queen Victoria Street that has mirrors on opposite sides, but very slightly offset from parallel. If one were that way inclined one could become an entire chorus line......

Is the lift journey time long enough for Bohemian Rhapsody?

 

[Ravenbait]

Avoid looking. Mirrors freak me out big time. I think it's the lack of 3D.

Sam

 

[threebikesmcginty]

my wee display.

Some folk would pay good money to see that!

 

[Aperitif]

I look myself up and down

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I look myself up and down

Regarding your elevated status?

 

[Aperitif]

Regarding your elevated status?

O 'tis. That's for sure.

 

[2Loose]

Squeeze a pimple.