25 March. There were no pirates in Penzance
A brisk south westerly wind. But also sunshine. Ying and yang. I wanted one but not the other, but choices have to be made and heading south west into the wind for the first half of the ride seemed appropriately masochistic with the prospect of a fair wind home. Unless something changes....I am never too optimistic about wind.
Spring has arrived in Cornwall. It is a blustery wind but warm, blown here from the Tropics and full of Caribbean promise. The green is especially green in the trees and hedgerows, the daffodils already fading but they are being replaced by primroses, ox eye daisies and small purple flowers I couldn't identify and didn't stop to look. There is a hint of wild garlic in the air. The sky is blue, the sea in the distance even bluer. All is well in my world, spinning happily apart from the blows to the chest from the gusty blasts where the hedges drop in height, that make me wobble and lurch across the road.
Engine houses, a hidden valley running down to the sea....Ross Poldark will appear any moment now.
There is a steep ascent from Portreath that some of you may have done. It is quite Alpine...insofar as it has a hairpin, unrelenting upness for 300 feet and a steep drop on one side. OK its not Alpine - just a hill, but I can dream. Major hill done, it is now just a battle along the north coast road to Gwithian, sea on my right, Cornwall on my left and wind right in my face.
Looking northwards towards St Agnes, Perranporth beyond the headland. And lots of signs suggesting you might want to call The Samaritans.
Downhill to Gwithian beach, past the VW surf vans parked along the road, a quick glance across to Virginia Woolf's lighthouse (I haven't read the book either) and blast through Hayle. Marazion arrives with the iconic St Michael's Mount silhouetted against a glimmering sea and now turn right onto the coastal cycle way to Penzance.
It was all going so well.
The coastal cycle path is being upgraded and sections are closed. The only choice is over the footbridge and along the busy main road into town. My pace slows. They started this job in October and look as if it won't be finished before the summer.
The new path looks lovely....but you can't use it.
They have done a mile so far in six months, with three miles to go....apparently it is a more complex job than it looks.
Lunch (jam sandwich from home) in Penzance sitting on the harbour wall, watching the fishing boats come in surrounded by gulls. Then time to head back, more hilly but wind behind me. What could go wrong?
All went well on the way back until I hit some path closed signs that were not there earlier. No problem. Drop onto the beach, churn through the soft sand being careful to keep it away from the discs and pick up the path 50 yards further on.....no, completely wrong.
The path now has Harris fencing on it, stretching into the distance. No access. I continue along the beach, bike on my shoulder, cleats jammed with small stones, the light overshoes gradually tearing themselves open, looking for a gap to rejoin the path. A mile of beach walking. Lovely views though. No one even looked twice at a lycra clad cyclist carrying a bike along the beach. Maybe it happens a lot?
The firmest sand was next to the sea...just had to watch for bigger waves.
The return journey after that was almost uneventful and the wind did indeed push me along.
All was good until part way up a particularly steep hill I could feel my right overshoe gripping my foot with increasing pressure. Then the pedal fell off. I don't know how it happened. The frayed lycra overshoe had wrapped itself around the spindle, which accounted for the pressure as it wound itself around tearing more and more fabric off the overshoe; but how did that unscrew the pedal?
Pedal re attached, overshoe fragments stuffed in my pocket, the journey thereafter was fine. Just a lot of hills which gets tedious after a while but the sun was warm and I wasn't in a hurry. And the wind helped too.
Arriving home at the same time as my wife, she stepped out of the car and stared at me intently. I thought it was love, or at least affection.
"Tell me you haven't been out all day with just one overshoe on?".
I explain over a cup of tea. She examines the fragments of the over shoe and offers to sew them back together. I don't hold out much hope. She tells me the mechanic who put the pedals on must have been incompetent. I don't tell her she is married to that mechanic.