I'll apologise in advance as I am about to partake in some blatant willy waving. If you don't want to witness this then I suggest you look away now.....
Just got back from doing the
Evans Cycles Cheshire Ride-It long route. 82.55 miles covered in a moving time of 04:23:54 This gives an average speed of 18.75mph. I am proud to say I was only passed twice on the road.
Really enjoyed it actually and even did the optional Swiss Hill cobbled climb. The ride organisers warned not to attempt it if it was wet but you know me, can't resist a challenge. It did get pretty steep in places but the surface, while damp, wasn't a problem. The hardest part was grinding up with a 34T compact and 25T large sprocket at the rear. I crested the hill puffing like a steam train to find a group of riders having a rest. They turned and laughed when I commented that it could have been worse and then pointed up the rest of hill as it turned left and continued, I made it to the top anyway but not what I would call fun
I met my first, bona-fide Sportive Nobber!
It all started in the queue for the start line. Some guy behind me was talking at max volume, telling his mates about how they were going to monster this ride in X.Xhrs and then bragging about a crazy downhill he did sat on the cross bar like Cancellara, totally out of control, could've died but did 52mph (wow
).
When we passed the water barrel I asked him if he would hold my bike while I topped up one of my bottles and he took my bike from me like I was handing him a steaming dog turd. When I came back he pointed out that I shouldn't be wearing earphones as they were unsafe and a danger to other riders! I just said let's not have that conversation and really wanted to add why would I take advice from someone wearing yellow cycle shoes and bright pink knee length socks
At the start I let him and his mates go as I didn't want to challenge his awesomeness but within a few miles I was being held up by his group so passed and pulled away. A couple of junctions later I stopped to check the road was clear and was suddenly surrounded by him and his mates as they rode past me, into the road shouting 'clear'. How they could know it was clear I don't know because you did need to stop to check!
I then didn't see them again for a while and it was at around the 20 mile mark where 3 of them passed me again and proceeded to chain gang furiously to stay ahead. Nobber in the pink socks had passed me within inches. It had taken 3 of them chainganging for 15 miles to catch me and they had blown up trying, FAIL
I passed them easily again and then saw them briefly at a feed stop where they ran up to the food table, filled their pockets then ran back to their bikes
I passed them again before reaching Alderley Edge and was just backing off and changing gears ready to climb Swiss Hill when they passed me again
Thankfully this was the last time I saw him/them.
F'in Nobber, how is running across blind junctions and passing other cyclists within inches not a danger to other riders
Anyway, I did spot a cyclechat shirt and spoke to the owner, a lapsed member by the name of
@cyclebum and we had a chat at a feed stop and in the carpark at the end. Unfortunately she had struggled and cut short the ride due to a few long days of work and stuff making her feel unwell
Otherwise a good ride