I got out for my May Half Century challenge ride, with a busy month ahead, to ensure I got it in early. I did wonder if I’d woken up in January, though, as those Northerly Winds were freezing cold and howling away. Can’t believe I’m still wearing base layers in May.....
I’d been cycling for about 1/4 of a mile when I had an idiot squeeze between me and a car coming the other way, whilst I was overtaking a parked car. He got some hand signals and a volley.
Battled against the wind to Heathgates and then out onto the road to Upton Magna, where no less than 3 cars gave me idiotic close passes on the narrow lane. It was clearly the day for brainless maniacs, as you will see.
The section down to Withington and Isombridge was ok, with the wind at the side of me, but i then turned into it, to Longdon on Tern and it was hard work. The short section on the main road saw 2 idiots give me plenty of room, but force cars coming the other way to swerve to miss them
The wind was again against me to Rodington and Roden, where I paused for some lunch. I didn’t stop for long as I was getting really cold standing there. Continued battling the wind to Poynton, where I finally turned away from it, only to have yet another idiotic fast close pass on a narrow section by a prick in a boy racer Seat Leon. That was the worst of the lot, so far and I was fuming by now, giving him many hand signals.
I finally had a tailwind, up Ebury Hill and down to Upton Magna, where I hit 32mph on the descent. I passed 2 cyclists, on the Pelham Rd, getting a hello off the lady, but a foul glare from the chap
and the sound of clicking gears as he obviously tried to catch me up again, but didn’t!
The rat run to Atcham was quiet, for a change and I crossed the bridge before taking Chilton Lane, where I had yet another close pass on the really narrow bit, by a prick in an Audi, this time.
I could quite easily have punched someone by now, if any of them had stopped. Complete and utter idiots the lot of them.
As I climbed the steep bank, Betsy the Black Labrador obviously fancied coming with me, rather than getting into the car at the house up there, as she came running alongside me, until a bellow of “Betsy come here now” from the owner
A bit more climbing before the final 3 miles back into the wind again.
I thought challenge rides were supposed to get easier at this time of the year?
33.1 miles at a wind affected 11.7 mph avg