Her ride today/yesterday
A drive to Windsor with Mrs Dave, my sister Jane and BiL Mike. The last time I was in this town I was wearing a nappy. Things have moved on a bit since then!
We had a stroll around the town, very pleasant too, then we made our way to the racecourse. A steady stream of bike laden cars was turning in. Already you could sense an atmosphere without the poison macho bullsh1t, it was a really nice atmosphere. Party time
Jane was using Mikes bike, but sadly there was a problem with the front brake.... not to worry,
Halfords efficiently and cheerily fitted a new cable FREE OF CHARGE! I know they get slagged off on here sometimes, but a big thumbs up from me!
You could pay £ for a glittery face painting, or a donation to play with stuff, we chose the latter. My make up artist skills shone through
Then there was the photo opportunity with a comedy prop
Then came the riders free bucket of pasta, then it was time to kit up
At the start line a lady on the mic hyped the crowd, Saturday night by Whigfield
Mike and I left them to it at this point, we decamped to the Harvester round the corner for the nearest food opportunity. It was ok. We then wandered in to town and had a drink at the two brewers, very nice. Ladies riding by
We found ourselves wandering...... out past Home Park, lightning bolts illuminating a leaden sky. A few spots of rain... "maybe we should turn round Mike..." F*ck me! Instantly we were hit with a wall of rain!!! We were soaked to our pants in a trice. Lightning flashes, one after the other. Being well trained Boy Scouts we sheltered under the nearest leafy tree- chance of being killed by lightning 1,000,000 to 1, chances of being washed down the drain never to be seen again, a certainty.
Meanwhile at a garden centre near Feltham
Mike and I beat a hasty retreat to a taxi near the station, 10 quid back to the racecourse, robbing bast4rd! We had the easy option.
Jo and Jane were out in it. The outbound leg to London was stop start. Potholes. Speed bumps. Level crossings. 4 abreast slow cyclists. Knobhead taxi drivers.
Through the suburbs slowly, Jo using Jane as a guide dog. Mrs Dave doesn't have great distance vision, in a monsoon it doesn't improve. No windscreen wipers on her glasses.
Over Putney Bridge, more water on it than under it. Eventually they washed up at Buckingham Palace, a solitary lit window. At the feed station near Green Park
Ham sandwiches and a brew were taken on board.
Headwind gone, rain easing it was the easy part of the ride. Normally the second half would be harder, but minus the interesting weather it became a pleasure. She rang me, her voice sounded bright. Jane rang Mike, she too sounded perky. We'd been sat in the car, soaked, laughing, shaking our heads...."bloody hell, what kind of state will they be in? There's going to be some bloody swearing when the return".
We both nodded off. Mike started to snore so I got out of the car and wandered across the field to water the hedge. On my return 3 lit bikes silently and swiftly went over the bridge toward the finish, cheers, whoops and whistles came from the darkness. 2.17am
I roused Mike. We wandered down to the finish. We were still damp, but slowly warmed by the glow of these amazing women who'd been in one hell of a ride. Every one was clapped and cheered through, some looking cool, some looking bedraggled, some with smiles as big as the castle.
My phone rang. 'We're just coming into Windsor, we'll be in in a minute'.
I waited, poised, phone on video mode. Only I didn't bloody recognise them did I...! By the time I'd twigged it was too late. I walked over to the finish line.
They were euphoric. Not a hint of bad language.
Whilst I loaded the bikes onto the car the girls got changed into dry kit, I had the engine running, heater on full blast.
Jane had brought some recovery drink
I thought they'd be out like a light, but no, tales of epic, watery struggles, fights with busses and flying by the seat of your bib shorts were told.
64.9 miles at an average of 11.4mph, the longest ride for both. They raised about £1,000 between them. It was a great event, the weather came a close second to all these lovely ladies.
Go on, give her a bit of Strava kudos, you know you want to....
https://www.strava.com/activities/1598386412