There is this thread in General Cycling:
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/my-20-minute-cragg-vale-hill-climb-challenge.143059/
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ColinJ has set himself the target of 20 minutes up the longest hill in UK, Cragg Vale. It has generated a fair amount of, let's say, friendly rivalry with a few folk having a go. Now at first I thought this was too far away in deepest, darkest Mythomroyd. But upon checking a routing I found it was juuuuust about in range, a 65 mile loop. So I was "on it like a car bonnet" as the youngsters say.
I planned to go yesterday but couldn't escape so went today. This is my tale, which has the subtitle "Please can I have a Garmin for Christmas Santa?"
Planned route was to avoid the really big hills before Cragg Vale as (a) It is a long way anyway (b) I didn't want to put in a really rubbish effort and all my weirdo internet buddies laugh at me. Glossop - Uppermill - Denshaw - Ripponden - Sowerby Bridge then the back road (Sowerby Bridge New Road?) to Mythemroyd. All went according to plan got the Mythemroyd and took obligatory photo at start of the climb.
8.38km, let me tell you, is a long way uphill.
Gave it full beans. Practically no wind was a godsend. Into the prevailing headwind it must be awful. I then took another photo a bit after the finish.
Despite living in Derbyshire I am a Lancastrian so I was very happy to leave "god's own county" and get into the REAL god's own county
Quick descent to Littleborough for café stop. Again, obligatory food shot:
Despite looking like the stuff they are using to do the patchwork road repairs on Cragg Vale it was a rather tasty mushroom soup.
And then I realised what had happened. My phone. The GPS. It wasn't working. FFS!!!!!!! When had it lost the signal....pleeeeease let it be Littleborough. No. It was right where I took the photo with the blue sign. So no tracking of my "epic" Cragg Vale ascent. I was standing near a primary school when I realised this. I would like to apologise to the Rochdale Education Authority for teaching some of their children some interesting new words today.
Uneventful ride home but proper knackered. 65 miles and about 5,500ft of climbing.
Then I had a plan. If I could get the photo details at the bottom and top of Cragg Vale and make some estimates....maybe I could divine my epic ascent time? Yes I could was the answer! Unfortunately the answer was 26-27 minutes which is decidedly average