Friday Night To The Coast - Southend Edition
I had been watching the forecast all week as to what the weather was going to bring for the Southend ride. All forecast sites seemed to be in agreement that we were going to get wet at some point during the ride, however temperatures were going to be very mild.
So fuget.. raceblade went on the rear of the bike.. I know, I know.. mudguards on a FNR? What is the world coming to? Any way, I went to bed for a few hours and woke up to rain on the velux. aha... the weather report was playing with us, rain wasn't due until at least the early hours but it was here already. I shook a fist at the moon... we'll in it's vague direction as it was too cloudy to see it.
Anyway.. by the time I had eaten and faffed about the rain had stopped and the temperature was reading 19degs.. Good.. nice dry & warm run in to HPC. And it was. But what was this? Another raceblade on the rear of another bike.. holy temporary mudguards Batman, it only belonged to LongMartin. I was in good company then.
At HPC, the usual meet and greet with old friends and new and the legendary safety talk and in the words of our glorious leader "OK, We're on our way"
The usual run east out of London was fairly non-descript, the natives were playing friendly and even the traffic seemed to behave. Seeing as we seemed to be light on numbers we were moving along at a fair rate with very few problems..... it was still dry.
Only one mechanical of note. SlowMotion had an awful creak, we spent time trying to work out what it was. It was found to be a loose crank. We needed a big hex key to tighten it. Not one of a size that you usually find on a run of the mill multi tool. But HAHA.. I don't carry a run of the mill multi Tool. Oh No! I carry a Lezeyne special multi Tool that had a nice big fat hex key that would tighten Slowmotions crank. Sorry for the fuzzy pick. I was still shaking at the excitement of it all.
Once again the northbound of the Thames option was the Rotherhithe tunnel. Now I like doing this, it is great fun and a couple of loud woohoo's did escape from my cakehole cause me to giggle like a child to myself listening to the loud echo. But I can do withiut sucking in a gallon of petrol fumes
Halfway point was Jnc 21. Now I like this place. I bring my own sarnies and just grab a tea or a coffee. There is plenty of room for everyone and everyone's bikes. Dish of the day was Spicy hicken Chips... I stuck to my sarnies, and a most fabulous pork pie imported into London from Yorkshireplaceoopnorf by the legendary Vernon. And golly gosh it was good, it didn't even touch the sides.
We had a few of these odd things too...
LongMartin #bloody cyclist - with a rear raceblade.
There was still no rain and the temperature was at a balmy 17degs upon leaving Jnc 21. But worse was to come once in the countryside. the temperature dropped to an all night low of 16degs. Heavens above.. all we needed was a good few hours of steady drizzle. Oh bowlacks that hexed it.. and the drizzle did come, and it did fall from the sky and it kept falling from the sky. And with the rain the punctures started.... all fixed quickly and efficiently with the minimum of fuss... though I must report that one of the punctures, from a lady at the back who shall remain nameless, (but her bike is in a pic above) naughty naughty dirty bike...tsk tsk
And the rain did drizzle, and the glorious leader stopped the ride to talk stuff about Princess Margaret and other stuff, and the people did listen.
And the rain did drizzle, and the glorious leader stopped the ride to talk stuff about Castles, and the people did listen.
And the rain did drizzle and the glorious leader carried on talking.. whilst people complained about the rain that did drizzle.
It wasn't long before we were at Leigh-On-Sea and the path taken.. In five years of going to Sarfend with the Fridays I have never seen the tide in.. so a first
The drizzle stopped, and the drizzle started again. Friday peeps if squint and/or use a magnifying glass.
And so to the Rose cafe. We were early but they were open and serving food to the riders with their usual fast efficiency.
And the rain did drizzle and the drizzle became rain which did became drizzle. But did stop for the departure of the SMRbtH. Glory be!! But hey, if it wasn't going to drizzle then it was going to torment us with a bugger headwing in places.
It was nice to have some new faces joining the ride home.
@w00hoo_kent His first FNR & SMRbtH. And the 4 Hastings chaps. A pretty uneventful ride apart from 2 punctures, strangely enough at the same place. Vange... bloody Vange.
A quick refuel stop at Stanford Le Hope to all that enter here and it was time to say goodbye to W00hoo and the Hastings guys as they were heading for sarf of the river tio Kentish land via the Tilbury Ferry. Very sorry we didn't manage to say goodbye. Classic case of head down, cycle, cycle and forget which roundabout you needed. Though either/or lead to Tilbury. Thanks for coming along anyway chaps.
So myself an Martin safely negotiated the one way system at Grays and reached the Dartford crossing just after 10. It did mean a wait as the cycle crossing vehicle does not run from 9am to 10.30am. For the improvement of service to cyclists of course. We knew Mr
@rb58 was wanting to get the 10.30 crossing so we waited..
The ride home from Dartford doesn't take long and was home in time to embarrass the missus and ian jnr by turning up to his football training in full lycra mode.
So thanks Simon, Suzie and all the Friday peeps. The drizzle certainly didn't put a dampener on this ride.
105 lovely miles for the night/day.. see y'all next month.