Your inanimate objects you love to hate and even 'assault'

[grldtnr]

You take a pickaxe handle when you go dogging? The women up your way mist be really scary!

No, that's a typo, digging tools, I use my pickaxe to do the weeding !😮!
Have you seen the Women round here, on the Essex riviera, then you might think a pick axe handle very handy, in the land of muddy white stilletos'.

 

[slowmotion]

I have hurled more than one printer down the garden in my time. And a vacuum cleaner once.

Ah yes! Printers that don't pick up the paper deserve a special corner of Hell.

 

[matticus]

My Alexas are very obedient

Rather like cats, some people SAY they can't be trained, but in reality ...

;- )

 

[grldtnr]

But you can't herd them.
Anyway ,your misguided if you think you are training cats, it's the other way round, the train you !

 

[Oldhippy]

I've never been angry enough to attack or assault anything least of all an inanimate object.

 

[lazybloke]

Try this with authority in your voice

ALEXA, timer 30 minutes!

ALEXA, how long is left in my timer??

My Alexas are very obedient

OMG, that works fine!

Also, I like snapping commands at my AI. Similar to how Barbara Woodhouse used to train dogs.
Computers should know their place!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

OMG, that works fine!

Also, I like snapping commands at my AI. Similar to how Barbara Woodhouse used to train dogs.
Computers should know their place!

Alexa obeys to authority like my Alfie the Cat does
But we must be specific with our orders: today I made a mistake.
I asked Alexa to reduce a timer already running 7 minutes: she changed the timer to 7 minutes, that is not what I wanted!
I should have said less, or minus whatever
I had to say change the timer to X minutes and it worked
I do a lot of baking

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've never been angry enough to attack or assault anything least of all an inanimate object.

Not even the times when you couldn't get the top of your patchouli oil off? 🤔