Your favourite Simpsons line?

[User482]

As I'm still at work

"kiss my curvy butt goodbye"

 

[Melvil]

Mine is where homer goes into the porno cinema and finds chief wiggum sitting there with popcorn. Homer gets nervous and says 'Is this a bust?' and chief wiggum sees him and guiltily says 'erm.....yeah!'

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..my son is an addict. he has a cupboard full of simpson mugs...mostly slobby homer stuff which to be honest I am unsure is all that cool...anyway...the latest mug is cool..it says:

" If you never try you can't make mistakes"

It can be read both ways, but I like to think it's cool to makle mistakes and learn

 

[Cheddar George]

Off Topic : anybody looked at the Foska jerseys lately ? Homer rules .......

 

[Fnaar]

I have a Homer bottle opener, which says "Mmm, beer, oh yes! Oh yes! Woo hoo!" Always makes me smile

 

[abchandler]

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

 

[Mortiroloboy]

See my sign off...Homer is trying to stop the Springfield nuclear plant from going into meltdown as he sits in his chair in the control room pushing buttons and complains...

 

[Niall Estick]

Homer: “Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute… Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?”
Lisa: “No.”
Homer: “Ham?”
Lisa: “No.”
Homer: “Pork Chops?”
Lisa: “Dad, those all come from the same animal!”
Homer: “Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful ‘magical’ animal. Hehe.”

 

[cookiemonster]

When Homer builds baby Bart a cot with hideous clowns on it, Bart is rocking back and forth nervoulsy on the floor -

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!"

 

[bikie]

Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

Homer: Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded!

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.

 

[Rob S]

'And I for one welcome our new insect overlords'.

 

[cheadle hulme]

Marge (looking at Disco Stu's platform boots with intergral aquarium) - Those goldfish don't seem to be swimming much.
Disco Stu - Yeah, they've been dead since 1976, I just can't get them out.

 

[FBOAB]

"Hmm, reminds me of that fat boy I used to ride to work" - Monty burns to Smithers after looking out of his office window and seeing a fat bot sucking on a candy stick.

"The secret ingredient is salt." - Marge

"I think you'll find it's pronounced Nuke-u-lar"
"You've tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is; never try" - The great yellow man himself..

 

[upsidedown]

Homer: God bless those Pagans.

 

[NickM]

"My brain is full. When I learn stuff, it pushes old stuff out."

I know the feeling...