apollo179
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That said I do like the idea of a lycra clad hitman![]()
That probably says more about you than the hitman.
That said I do like the idea of a lycra clad hitman![]()
Just thinking about the fist idiot that pulls a SMIDSYThat probably says more about you than the hitman.
Proper hitman would only use his hitman powers in appropriate circumstances - not on a smidsy. As our hero in op demonstrates the need to avoid publicity is paramount.Just thinking about the fist idiot that pulls a SMIDSY![]()
I reckon he would track down the SMIDSY driver and make his death look like an accident thus ridding the world of a muppet and staying anonymous.Proper hitman would only use his hitman powers in appropriate circumstances - not on a smidsy. As our hero in op demonstrates the need to avoid publicity is paramount.
For hitmen.. Leon. Much better movie. Not as funny, I take it.
Maybe the Dr was out for a quick bike ride, saved the baby and then popped back into the TardisThis speculation is all well and good, but I'm confused. Where was the phone box in which Our Hero donned his Lycra ( and Kryponite-enhanced padded insert) before entering the water? You would have thought that the local Press would have published a photo, surely?
I agree - that is most likely scenario - although if our hero was in the mood to show leniency he might just kneecap the perp.I reckon he would track down the SMIDSY driver and make his death look like an accident thus ridding the world of a muppet and staying anonymous.
Hey dont shoot the messenger - mmmhh - maybe theres more than one hitman involved. And where were you at the time of the incident Mrs dwarf ?I must say though Apollo, reading through the post's here, it does seem you have some sort of fascination with hitmen as you've mentioned this theory quite a few times now!!![]()
Well, it wasn't me, and my boss didn't come into the office dripping wet, so that rules out the two us....
Well done him!
But really. Prams mostly come with brakes these days. How daft do you have to be....?
I agree - that is most likely scenario - although if our hero was in the mood to show leniency he might just kneecap the perp.
Hey dont shoot the messenger - mmmhh - maybe theres more than one hitman involved. And where were you at the time of the incident Mrs dwarf ?
Faith in cyclists. Not only are cyclists more noble than non cyclists the fact that he was warmed up and more limber will have contributed to his ability to perform the rescue. The media should reflect the reality of the situation and emphasise the benificial role of cycling in this rescue rather than it being treated as an incidental detail.
Disclaimer. The preceding post is very much tongue in cheek and in no way intended to cause ructions. (Cyclists are best though)