Worst things about getting older.

[Globalti]

The dribble. No matter how much you shake your peg, the last drop always goes down your leg.

Has on a couple of occasions been a bit embarrassing when I've just jumped into bed and cuddled up to Mrs RR in the hope of a quickie before sleep....

 

[postman]

Ha ha.At least you got into the right bed.

 

[jay clock]

Rigid Raider

should this now be changed to Flaccid Raider?

 

[Globalti]

Ha ha! No, the problem is that as you age the eurethra becomes less elastic and less able to empty itself (which is what causes the dribbles) then the, er, pressure crushes the eurethra squeezing out the contents.

 

[mondobongo]

Hearing songs placing them to memories and then the crushing realisation that for example 'Are Friends Electric? is 30!! years old.

 

[Aperitif]

The rapidly disappearing hair on my head.

I think it is madness for me..
...I just read the post above as "The rapidly disappearing tread on my hide"

Maybe it was the name 'tyred' that made me switch mentally?

 

[simoncc]

I miss sex with young women. I'm not rich enough to make this a practical possibility at my age and it'd cause too many complications even if I were. But I still miss it.

 

[Aperitif]

Which bit simon - thinking about it or talking about it?

 

[simoncc]

Which bit simon - thinking about it or talking about it?

Neither. Doing it. I can still think about it and I'm not inclined to talk about it.

I can't be the only man who regrets not having sex with young women any more. I reckon most men would ditch their current partners if someone waved a magic wand and they suddenly became as attractive to 20 yr old women as they were in their prime.

 

[Kirstie]

That's the mid life crisis, that is.

I'm going to grow old disgracefully. It's the only way.

 

[Unkraut]

The kids download their favourite current hits, and you think it all sounds the same and is just a tuneless cachophony, unlike the hits on the radio during the *_____'s.

*Insert the relevant decade of the 20th Century.

 

[asterix]

I always think that getting old is better than the alternative.

 

[Mr Pig]

I always think that getting old is better than the alternative.

!

 

[Mortiroloboy]

looking at my dad in the mirror every morning, good looking chap even if I do say so myself

He he, kinda weird, but funny, and I suppose inevitable (if your Dad is your Dad of course) other wise it could be the Postman, milkman, insuranceman (delete as necessary) looking back!!

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Neither. Doing it. I can still think about it and I'm not inclined to talk about it.

I can't be the only man who regrets not having sex with young women any more. I reckon most men would ditch their current partners if someone waved a magic wand and they suddenly became as attractive to 20 yr old women as they were in their prime.

I still am!