Wooing tips for wee Joe

[Kovu]

'Joe King', more like.

Bless him ... he just wants to be loved.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Bless him ... he just wants to be loved.

DO YOU VISH ME TO COLLIDE YOU TOGETHER?

VE COULD END UP VIZ ZER BIG BANG!

HO HO.

 

[Kovu]

I'd like to see how you could try

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

I'd like to see how you could try

HAH! I AM TAKINK JOE AT VUN END OF MY 26 MILE RING AND YOU AT ZE OTHER. ZEN I SMASH YOU TOGETHER AT ZER SPEED OF LIGHT AND VE CREATE SHOWER OF SWEET LOVE. VILL LAST FOR 1/100000000TH OF A SECOND BUT VILL BE BEST BANG EITHER OF YOU EVER HAS.

AND LONGEST LASTING.


OR YOU BUY HIM TOBLERONE.

 

[Kovu]

HAH! I AM TAKINK JOE AT VUN END OF MY 26 MILE RING AND YOU AT ZE OTHER. ZEN I SMASH YOU TOGETHER AT ZER SPEED OF LIGHT AND VE CREATE SHOWER OF SWEET LOVE. VILL LAST FOR 1/100000000TH OF A SECOND BUT VILL BE BEST BANG EITHER OF YOU EVER HAS.

AND LONGEST LASTING.


OR YOU BUY HIM TOBLERONE.

I like the big and thought out plan ... or i just buy toblerone, but should it not be that he buys me the toblerone?

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

I like the big and thought out plan ... or i just buy toblerone, but should it not be that he buys me the toblerone?

EVERYONE BUYS EVERYONE ELSE TOBLERONE. UND VE ALL LOVE EACH OZZER. UNTIL END OF VEDNESDAY.

 

[Kovu]

EVERYONE BUYS EVERYONE ELSE TOBLERONE. UND VE ALL LOVE EACH OZZER. UNTIL END OF VEDNESDAY.

But what if we get to Wednesday and I don't get a Toblerone? That's not much Love

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

But what if we get to Wednesday and I don't get a Toblerone? That's not much Love

YOU CANNOT MEASURINK LOVE BY TOBLERONE ALONE. BUT IS DAMN CLOSE.

 

[Kovu]

YOU CANNOT MEASURINK LOVE BY TOBLERONE ALONE. BUT IS DAMN CLOSE.

But what if Toblerone is all I have to measure it on and I get no Toblerone by Wednesday.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

But what if Toblerone is all I have to measure it on and I get no Toblerone by Wednesday.

ZEN NO-ONE LOVES YOU AND ALL IS DARKNESS UND DESPAIR.

CHEERINK UP, VON'T MATTER ANYVAY AFTER VEDNESDAY!

 

[Kovu]

ZEN NO-ONE LOVES YOU AND ALL IS DARKNESS UND DESPAIR.

CHEERINK UP, VON'T MATTER ANYVAY AFTER VEDNESDAY!

But I want my last two days to be filled with Toblerone Love ...

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

But I want my last two days to be filled with Toblerone Love ...

IS ANGULAR AND MAY HURT. SUCH IS LIFE.

 

[TVC]

IS ANGULAR AND MAY HURT. SUCH IS LIFE.

Not according to at least two of my female friends. Anyway, I thought you were flirting with me over in the other thread.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Not according to at least two of my female friends. Anyway, I thought you were flirting with me over in the other thread.

NO! I AM OFFERINK VORDLY ADVICE TO ZIS YOUNG LADY IN HER MISSION TO BE LOVED BY ZER YOUNG MAN.

HONEST.

 

[Dayvo]

King Joe? Has a strange ring to it ...

Yeah; that's what happens when boys start liking other boys!