Why dont Brits know how to behave in a sauna?

[Big Bren]

How very middle class, to suggest that the malaise affecting british society is summed up in our inability to observe proper sauna ettiquete.

Unless you have the means to build one in your back garden, I guess you're faced with a stark choice; continue to sauna with the unwashed masses and endure their covered genitals, or miss out on 30 unproductive, uncomfortable minutes of intense sweating.

Bren

 

[Kirstie]

Erm, I knew someone who had a w@nk over the coals, er, once, erm, a long time ago, er, in Denmark, in 1985!

jesus that's fecking disgusting
everyone in the sauna afterwards would be breathing damp airborne bits of your little swimmers

 

[Dayvo]

jesus that's fecking disgusting
everyone in the sauna afterwards would be breathing damp airborne bits of your little swimmers

Don't worry, I was the (first to come! ) last one out.

And I made sure there was 'no evidence' by hosing everything down.

 

[Kirstie]

 

[Kirstie]

I've just been surfing through a load of smilies (hence my post above) and found this one which appears to be a rather worried looking sperm

I reckon it's one of Dayvo's. He knows his fate - he's going to be fried on hot coals! Yikes!!

 

[simoncc]

How should Brits behave in a sauna? I hope we aren't straying away from celebrating diversity and into the fuddy-duddy world of etiquette.

 

[Dayvo]

I've just been surfing through a load of smilies (hence my post above) and found this one which appears to be a rather worried looking sperm

I reckon it's one of Dayvo's. He knows his fate - he's going to be fried on hot coals! Yikes!!

Very good, Kirstie, very good!

 

[walker]

A sauna I used to go to years ago used to have this big fat jamaican dudes who would consistantly put olbis oil on the coals, It used to sting my eyes, they would always ask first, I'd say no thanks but they still went ahead and did it the twats

 

[bonj2]

How very middle class, to suggest that the malaise affecting british society is summed up in our inability to observe proper sauna ettiquete.

Unless you have the means to build one in your back garden, I guess you're faced with a stark choice; continue to sauna with the unwashed masses and endure their covered genitals, or miss out on 30 unproductive, uncomfortable minutes of intense sweating.

Bren

you stay in there for 30 minutes at once

 

[Dayvo]

you stay in there for 30 minutes at once

Here's the details of the Sauna World Championships held annually in Finland.

http://www.scandinavica.com/culture/sports/sauna.htm

I wonder if anyone 'knocks one out' too!

 

[bonj2]

it's ridiculous, and probably unhealthy, to treat it like an endurance contest. It should be relaxing, and about enjoyment, not about 'how long you can do'.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Here's the details of the Sauna World Championships held annually in Finland.

http://www.scandinavica.com/culture/sports/sauna.htm

I wonder if anyone 'knocks one out' too!

Might be difficult - they all appear to be wearing their bathers.

 

[bonj2]

Here's the details of the Sauna World Championships held annually in Finland.

http://www.scandinavica.com/culture/sports/sauna.htm

I wonder if anyone 'knocks one out' too!

is it ever likely to make it into the olympics?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

is it ever likely to make it into the olympics?

"This is his third and final attempt with the bar set at 5 metres. He's got his copy of Razzle and is starting the run up......................"

 

[Tetedelacourse]

jesus that's fecking disgusting
everyone in the sauna afterwards would be breathing damp airborne bits of your little swimmers

LOL.

I can't stop laughing at the thought of some unsuspecting scandinavians walking into a sauna and sitting in a particle cloud of Dayvo's jizz.