Why dont Brits know how to behave in a sauna?

[Tetedelacourse]

I think there wass "Sweaty in Sweden", "Have you Finnished yet?" and "Norwegian Wood".

OK I'll get back to you. I knew my limited experience watching "Of Volvos and Vulvas" wouldn't be enough to bring value to this discussion.

 

[Jaded]

I think there wass "Sweaty in Sweden", "Have you Finnished yet?" and "Norwegian Wood".

Phew!

Throw some water on my rocks, please!

 

[Fnaar]

I think there wass "Sweaty in Sweden", "Have you Finnished yet?" and "Norwegian Wood".

btw, I made those titles up!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

btw, I made those titles up!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

OK I'll get back to you. I knew my limited experience watching "Of Volvos and Vulvas" wouldn't be enough to bring value to this discussion.

Someone I know came back from a sauna and said, "I've just spent half an hour with my face six inches from Jane's cervix."

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Someone I know came back from a sauna and said, "I've just spent half an hour with my face six inches from Jane's cervix."

I'm guessing either she was sitting behind him, or that's one oversized cervix.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I'm guessing either she was sitting behind him, or that's one oversized cervix.

The whole image was so repellent that I decided not to enquire further.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

pfff, ah yes I didn't take into account your delicate nature.

 

[Dayvo]

I think there wass "Sweaty in Sweden", "Have you Finnished yet?" and "Norwegian Wood".

Fnaar! I imagine you have something like this in mind!

http://www.naturistnet.org/main.php?doc_id=2363

oh, and a title for Denmark; 'Dirty in Denmark' or 'Great (Dane) Expectations', perhaps!

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

I know someone who pissed in the water bucket and then threw it on the coals for a laugh.

Oh how we all laughed...

 

[Dayvo]

Erm, I knew someone who had a w@nk over the coals, er, once, erm, a long time ago, er, in Denmark, in 1985!

 

[zimzum42]

I had sex in a sauna last year in Majorca. It wasn't easy, amazing how sensitive to heat your bits can be, the ladyfriend found the same problem affected her too!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I think you are all proving my point

 

[zimzum42]

There was noone else around, and we had locked up so noone else could come in.......

Does that make it any better?

 

[Dayvo]

I think you are all proving my point

Hmmm! Sex in a sauna in a Scandinavian country is as obligatory as drinking whisky in Scotland or Guinness in Ireland! That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
And apart from 'knocking one out' (still the smiley) I've done the quadruple: sex with a female from the respective Nordic countries in a sauna (not at the same time .