why does the fairer sex have bigger mouths?

[peanut]

this is a serious question.

I have noticed for some time that nearly all the female newscasters ,show hosts, TV celebs etc have a simply huge sized jaw structures. ?
Take for example Christine Bleakley. ( I can't take my eyes off her for some reason) she has a huge set of teeth. The width of her nashers are about 1/2 a size larger than mine

Is this an evolutionary thing ? mens jaws appear to be larger and wider than the majority of women yet their teeth width is smaller ?why is this ?

can someone put me out of my mysery and tell me I'm just imaging this

 

[fossyant]

So they can SHOUT louder at you.......

 

[rich p]

It's so they can, er accomodate things isn't it?

She wouldn't need a big mouth for me though. She might even have to pucker up a bit

 

[Fnaar]

It's called a BJM, I believe. The M = mouth.
Sade and Julia Roberts spring to mind

 

[BigonaBianchi]

It's so as soon as you get married they can stuff as much food down their gobs as poss and morph into walrusses

 

[Keith Oates]

On the other hand it could be so that they can give you a bigger smile when you get home from work in the evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess who's watching me type

 

[BigonaBianchi]

actually the female species is genetically programmed by Max factor to maximise lip stick sales

 

[Keith Oates]

You're right but it's really a scam because I've never seen 'lip stick' work, they still keep talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

Christine who?

 

[Globalti]

The French have noticed this fact as well; they call it "une bouche de suceuse".

 

[Mr Pig]

Some women have small mouths, little disapproving, suck yer fag, in jobs, but they tend not to get jobs on TV. They often work in jobs where they have to deal with a lot of people, and are required to be really good at saying 'No'.

 

[theclaud]

Ah! Good to see the Cafe flying the flag for good old-fashioned sexism again, then...

 

[peanut]

Ah! Good to see the Cafe flying the flag for good old-fashioned sexism again, then...

what a load of old hollocks you talk sometimes. I said it was a serious question. Can't you read ? or are you just looking to start an argument as usual to disrupt the thread

 

[ComedyPilot]

To be fair, TV is shamelessly shoving über-beauties at us, but why are most men on telly complete were-pigs?

That bloke of that dancing program John something, that brummy bloke off the oneshow (ironically sat opposite über-beauty Bleakley), and most TV presenters, talent (sic) show judges, newsreaders et al?

To be really sexy/aesthetically pleasing, we should only have Brad Pitt-type blokes, and that guy off the chocolate advert on telly.

Not likely to happen due to people in broadcasting boardrooms thinking with the contents of their pants.

 

[theclaud]

I said it was a serious question. Can't you read ? or are you just looking to start an argument as usual to disrupt the thread

Oh well, that's alright then. There must be some finer intellectual point that I am missing. Or it might be that in the space of barely two pages this idiotic thread has managed to be about women talking too much, needing to be shut up (preferably by having your cock stuck in their mouth), being the dutiful housewife, being empty-headed painted bimbos, and being reduced to sex objects. Outstanding. Congratulations. Yes, I intend to disrupt the thread - presumably you would like me to shut up?