Why are women obsessed about weight..

[Abitrary]

Hmmm, let me see

.... firstly are you not the guy that implied you "wouldn't" in the "what do you really look like" thread ?? so i suppose that rules you out

as for the other three... being as it is to save the world then i think i would do all 3 in order to show how committed i am to saving Planet Earth.

what's that? o you said "human race"? o well, i can't be arsed then, i'm not sure the planet needs human's.

Imagine then, if the space aliens made you decide between simoncc and flying monkey, which one would you let impregnate you for the good of mankind?

 

[Abitrary]

Abitrary - You've got no chance mate...Not for all the tins of pineapple rings in the world.

buggi is as cute as a button. Nice looking bird with a brain to match.

She might explain what pineapple rings are all about, in this context, later.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...when I ride along the high street I see lot's of fat lazy wobblegutblubberbirds mostly in faded pink tracksuits heading from the chip shop to the 4x4.

Thankfully when the sunshines these seem to turn into fit, tanned, flirty cyclist distractions.

 

[Abitrary]

...when I ride along the high street I see lot's of fat lazy wobblegutblubberbirds mostly in faded pink tracksuits heading from the chip shop to the 4x4.

Thankfully when the sunshines these seem to turn into fit, tanned, flirty cyclist distractions.

You imagine that one day you will appear sexually attractive to these nubile women, don't you?

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Absol f'ing lutly

 

[Abitrary]

Absol f'ing lutly

To young women you run the risk of looking and sounding a bit bovine, whereas I will appear as svelte and cool as I do in real life. If you want to ask the ladies who they prefer, than that is your prerogative and downfall.

 

[summerdays]

Why do you think its only women obsessed by weight.... how many threads have we on here where a man states his weight and how he would like to leave some behind in a bin somewhere.

Its only another target ... how many miles do you aim to cycle this year, whats the fastest I can go, and can I lose 5 lb?

 

[yenrod]

Why do you think its only women obsessed by weight.... how many threads have we on here where a man states his weight and how he would like to leave some behind in a bin somewhere.

Its only another target ... how many miles do you aim to cycle this year, whats the fastest I can go, and can I lose 5 lb?

'Cause women are obsessed by image: as opaque that is.

 

[buggi]

Imagine then, if the space aliens made you decide between simoncc and flying monkey, which one would you let impregnate you for the good of mankind?

i'm sorry to say i don't value mankind enough to even entertain the thought of having kids so you better hope to God that if space aliens come it's not me they pick up

buggi is as cute as a button. Nice looking bird with a brain to match.

She might explain what pineapple rings are all about, in this context, later.

people use them instead of elastic bands don't they

 

[Kovu]

Not all women are obbessed, but generally I think women know how to make themselves feel better and weight is generally linked to that. Alot of women are looking for that right image.

Me, I'm perfect anyway so it doesn't matter.

 

[Young Un]

Me, I'm perfect anyway so it doesn't matter.

lets see a pic of u then kovu

 

[Kovu]

lets see a pic of u then kovu

I would ... but I don't want to make everyone else suffer because they feel jealous because of how goddamn perfect I am.
and not arrogant in any way or form.

 

[Joe24]

This is infact Kovu.

It is, honest

 

[Dayvo]

lets see a pic of u then kovu

You makin' a move there, Young Un?

 

[Crackle]

You makin' a move there, Young Un?

He's been biding his time Dayvo but he's always in the right threads, could he have the moves too

Don't forget Young 'un, Kovu is in fact Bernard the Tattoed arm wrestler :troll: