Who'd win in a fight?

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Night Train

Maker of Things
I'd say the axe men would beat both the truckers and the fishermen. The truckers and the fishermen try not to get hurt where as the axe men think nothing of losing a limb or two, finishing the job and then walking miles for medical attention.
 

MacB

Lover of things that come in 3's
hmmm, it would need to be a 3 stage fight though, round 1 on the ice roads, round 2 on the deck of a crab boat in the Beiring Sea and round 3 at a logging camp. Last man standing????
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
But then again....


I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
(He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day)

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
(He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to thelavatory,
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers,
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wildflowers
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars??)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girly, just like my dear Papa.
(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders? and abra???)
(girlfriend: I thought you were so rugged! oh, you!!)

(walks out)

He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's okaaay...
he sleeps all night and he works all day.

:biggrin:
 

Keith Oates

Janner
Location
Penarth, Wales
The amount of smoking done by the skippers of the 'deadliest catch' would suggest to me that they would not be much help in physical excercise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
Deadliest Catch guys without a doubt :wacko:
I saw one where one of them had injured himself. He'd taken his top off....and was a mass of heaving muscle :sad::ohmy::ohmy: Freekin huge he was :smile:
Up till that point, i just saw them as regular guys, all covered in their waterproofs etc.
 
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Chuffy

Chuffy

Veteran
I'm going with the fishermen too. They have to work as a team, which means actually communicating with each other. As opposed to the truckers who just use the medium of grunt and think that anyone who doesn't understand what they just grunted must be an peanut....
 
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