Ah, yes, the guilt-free Full English.
A wonderful start to a working day.
Or it was, until l read the newspapers:
Those fancy Mutti tomatoes from southern Italy I think are lovely and tasty - the company pays slave labour wages to its illegal migrant pickers….
That bacon from my local butcher, sliced a thickness of my choosing, and shown to me on the grease proof before he wraps it - full of nitrite, which increases my chance of bowel cancer by 20%
Free range eggs? Oh yes. No. Sit with a vegan and hear about Instantaneus Mechanical Destruction and you would be hard pressed to enjoy a fried egg, unless you had your own hens.
Gluten effects in fried bread? The cholesterol?
WTAF.
And so the list goes on.
Ive just had porridge, milk and yoghurt, all made or grown within twenty five miles of home. The Bogoya banana chips were hand sliced and dried in Uganda.
So my only concern now is the carbon impact of the air miles in my breakfast.
Im imagining the anxiety caused by the burden of guilt will shorten my life expectancy by about the same amount as sausage-induced bowel cancer, but may be an easier burden to bear? Answers on a postcard please to: Worried Eater, 2, Handwringers Close, Guiltford, Sorrey.