Who let this noisy rabble in?

[Drago]

Who is Cjris Rea and what does he get?

Cjris Rea is from an alternate universe, accidentally sucked into our sphere of existence when Chris Rea farted while at a screening of Event Horizon.

 

[VinSumRox]

Exa

Who is Cjris Rea and what does he get?

Exactly what he deserves.

 

[Pinno718]

Who is Cjris Rea and what does he get?

That's entirely up to us. I figured that 2 hours of listening to Stevo giving him tax advice would alert Amnesty International and he may not recover. Therefore. I am suggesting 8 hours of Barry Manilow.

 

[Jenkins]

Just wait until the new arrivals find out what some of the regulars do to people who dare to have more than 7 gears on their bike.

Oooo. Do go on! 😃

To start with there's the innovative and painful use of downtube shifters as thumbscrews

 

[Pinno718]

To start with there's the innovative and painful use of downtube shifters as thumbscrews

Are you one of us refugees?! If not, can we employ you as chief interrogator?

 

[classic33]

To start with there's the innovative and painful use of downtube shifters as thumbscrews

I don't get to use my genuine thumbscrews!

 

[Pblakeney]

To start with there's the innovative and painful use of downtube shifters as thumbscrews

My downtube shifters were silky smooth. A tad disappointing, I was hoping for more. 😉

 

[Mike Ayling]

60k users on LFGSS. Fell victim to the new online safety act. Much to the chagrin of the Open Rights Group. I really don't think the act is working properly if it's compromising benign sites like cycling chat forums. Surely, it was brought in to protect users on wide social media such as FaceAche and X and so on?

The CrazyGuyon a bike who is British by birth has expressed concern that his site could fall into the net and if offensive material was posted on his site he could be extradited and banged up in the Tower. Looks like he could be right.

 

[Pinno718]

I don't get to use my genuine thumbscrews!

You're chief Rea inspector #1 as of now.

We'll get those Hob nobs. Time and pressure.

 

[Pinno718]

The CrazyGuyon a bike who is British by birth has expressed concern that his site could fall into the net and if offensive material was posted on his site he could be extradited and banged up in the Tower. Looks like he could be right.

Dom't worry - we shall visit him. Can you fit bananas between the bars?

 

[Jenkins]

My downtube shifters were silky smooth. A tad disappointing, I was hoping for more. 😉

Sharpened cotter pins replacing the spikes in an iron maiden?
Chain tugs on the rack?

 

[postman]

Flippin heck these newbies don't half post a lot.I am twenty fifth in the queue,but i am glad to know my post is important.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Flippin heck these newbies don't half post a lot

Do they actually ride their bikes or are they time crunched (for reasons)?

 

[Pinno718]

Do they actually ride their bikes or are they time crunched (for reasons)?

I'll have you know I did 10 laps of the top deck on a uniccyle. No mean feat considering how cramped it is.

 

[classic33]

I'll have you know I did 10 laps of the top deck on a uniccyle. No mean feat considering how cramped it is.

Can you class a unicycle as a bicycle?