Not PaulB's pen name, is it?![]()
*stiffles little giggle behind hand*.. nah.. more like PMSL.....
Not PaulB's pen name, is it?![]()
it has to be a wind up especially the bit about the dreaded negative equity on the two London and two country properties.
I think that's fair. She'd probably be the first to complain about local government waste, but wants a gritter up her lane every time she gets her broomstick out.Of her own volition, she moved from London to the back-of-beyond where she could get a "better standard of life" and play at being a countrywoman.. Then she moans about no police patrols or passing traffic in the early hours of the morning!![]()
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I might write a column about her one day!
You could be right, a bit hackneyed but there's still some great material in the article...
"There is no point trying to buy children a cut-price version of what they ask for. They are ferociously loyal to their brands and they would far rather have a cash donation towards a real pair of Uggs than be palmed off with a fake pair from Sainsbury’s.
These days, I am lucky if I earn £500 a week as a writer.
Let me get this straight. Someone who writes tat for a living is moaning about a 160+ mile journey being disrupted by unseasonal weather which the gov't and indeed private transport services are rarely able to prepare for, and when they do are criticised for wasting money on equipment which is rarely needed usually by the same pathetic nobodies that write columns such as Liz Jones'.
When, due to circumstances outside of her control make the journey delayed further, she sits in First Class, then complains about train staff (who have probably been working overtime due to the aforementioned weather, and in the same conditions as the passengers) taking a break.
Getting back to her illegally parked car she has rightly been given a ticket, and having been unprepared for the aforementioned weather she finds herself running out of petrol. Times really are hard for former editors who drive BMWs and live in country retreats.
Seriously love, shut up and go away.
Neither of ours have made it yet.I made the following comment. I doubt it will be published, so I reproduce it here: