I don't like spending money either... which is why i eventually thought sod it, I'm just going to run the chain 'til it breaks. What's the worst that could happen?
A manhood-related injury?
Years ago when I was still in the trade, I got a phone call from a cyclist. He wanted to know if we stock bearing balls. I said yes, what size? He said, "small ones."
I said: "OK, where do these bearings go?" He said in his back wheel. I said, "Is it a Shimano wheel"? He said, "no, it is the back wheel."
I said, "OK, bring the bike in, but how do you know that it requires new bearing balls"?
He said "because it goes ZRRRRT."
I said "ZRRRRT"?
He said "yes, ZRRRRT"
I said "when does it go ZRRRRT"?
He said "when I cycle".
I said "OK, bring the bike in."
He said OK.
Five hours later he arrives, having cycled from godknowshwhere on his utility bike with backpedal brakes and a single-speed freewheel.
I said: "Hello, are you the guy with the bike that goes ZRRRT"?
He said "Yes."
I said: "Show me when it goes ZRRRRT".
He got on his bike and applied pressure to the crank. Sure enough the bike went ZRRRT before it even covered 25.4mm of distance. (Reference thread on Miles or Kilometers).
I said: "It sure does go ZRRRT. Your description is so much more accurate than all the 'funny noises' we often have to deal with."
I took a look. His rear sprocket had no teeth left, just a small, shallow sinoid wavelike indentation every here and there where there once were teeth.
It turned out he had cycled some 40kms to get to us. He sure knew how to "feather" a pedal.