Whats your best feature?

[Kovu]

Um...

My mountain bike - at first glance, it looks like a heap, but on closer examination, the discerning observer will see that it is actually an excellent hard-core, hard-tail trail bike with loads of low-key bling.

The guy with a bianchi I saw, checked out his bike and then he smiled at me might say the same thing.

 

[papercorn2000]

When we go on holiday, my wife catches me looking at female cyclists, but she knows that sadly, I am checking out the bike first!

 

[Kovu]

When we go on holiday, my wife catches me looking at female cyclists, but she knows that sadly, I am checking out the bike first!

Yeah the guy didnt think i was checking out his bike sadly.

 

[brontesorearse]

I have lovely eyes i've been told (couple of times)!
Strong muscular guns!

 

[papercorn2000]

MAybe he was chuffed 'cos he clocked a foxy chick checking out his wheels! What a catch, a looker who appreciates fine Italian racing machinery!

 

[Kovu]

MAybe he was chuffed 'cos he clocked a foxy chick checking out his wheels! What a catch, a looker who appreciates fine Italian racing machinery!

Awww thank you papercorn, these compliments make a girl smile.

 

[Kovu]

Cheers User76 makes me feel nice!!

 

[Dayvo]

Snitch!

Sorry, mickle! Couldn't help it!

 

[Kovu]

I realised that, and considering your tender years I thought it may have been a tad shocking, so I deleted it. But for the others who missed it, I misread looker for hooker Thats all, nothing nasty or rude.

S'oright, made me laugh.

 

[mickle]

Um...

My mountain bike - at first glance, it looks like a heap, but on closer examination, the discerning observer will see that it is actually an excellent hard-core, hard-tail trail bike with loads of low-key bling.

That is an oxymoron that is.

 

[barq]

Women who've been attracted to me say I'm sensitive, intelligent, funny, caring, have good fashion sense, in good physical shape, am a good dancer, love a good gossip, can cook (and tidy up), enjoy the arts...

But then I'm also gay so that tends to undermine it...

 

[Kovu]

Women who've been attracted to me say I'm sensitive, intelligent, funny, caring, have good fashion sense, in good physical shape, am a good dancer, love a good gossip, can cook (and tidy up), enjoy the arts...

But then I'm also gay so that tends to undermine it...

I have a friend like you, and every girl needs a best gay friend to go shopping with

 

[peanut]

I guess it would probably be my imposing size and bearing. I sure ain't no looker

 

[papercorn2000]

Awww thank you papercorn, these compliments make a girl smile.

Hey Kovu, your hair looks great today!

 

[Night Train]

I have a friend like you, and every girl needs a best gay friend to go shopping with

I have been known to head out girlie shopping at the Trafford Centre with female friends. I have also been asked if I am gay. I have even been accused of being gay by some women. I'm not, I just don't have prejudices.