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I'm big and strong and manly and do manly things like loft conversions and bathrooms and shelves. Lots of shelves. I cook reasonably well, shop, clean the hoose irregularly and do a twice weekly breakfast in bed service. I'm good with children.




I am also an enthusiastic amateur gynotherapist.
 

Flying_Monkey

Recyclist
Location
Odawa
In real life, I am actually rather charming in a slightly louche and disreputable way, and also dress well or at least interestingly... which women seem to like. It makes up for being 5'5". :eek:

Oh, yes - and like Kovu, I also have eyes that appear to be many different colours... technically they are hazel, but can be green, brown or even grey.
 
Luxurious auburn hair
Big blue eyes
Gigantic tits
Tiny waist
Firm muscular ass
Strong sense of irony

;):biggrin::biggrin:;):eek:;)
 
mickle said:
I'm big and strong and manly and do manly things like loft conversions and bathrooms and shelves. Lots of shelves. I cook reasonably well, shop, clean the hoose irregularly and do a twice weekly breakfast in bed service. I'm good with children.

I am also an enthusiastic amateur gynotherapist.

mickle edited out the 'have a big knob and know how to use it' bit! :eek:;)
 

Kovu

Über Member
Flying_Monkey said:
In real life, I am actually rather charming in a slightly louche and disreputable way, and also dress well or at least interestingly... which women seem to like. It makes up for being 5'5". :eek:

Oh, yes - and like Kovu, I also have eyes that appear to be many different colours... technically they are hazel, but can be green, brown or even grey.

Hahaha. Everyone I know always comments on how unusual and attractive they are.
 

papercorn2000

Senior Member
Um...

My mountain bike - at first glance, it looks like a heap, but on closer examination, the discerning observer will see that it is actually an excellent hard-core, hard-tail trail bike with loads of low-key bling.
 
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