User76 said:Are you sure you don't mean hung like a washboard and tummy like a donkey
I might be interested in dating again next year sometime but I am not sure we would be compatible.Sittingduck said:p.s. Night Train - you sound too good to be true... wanna date?
mickle said:I'm big and strong and manly and do manly things like loft conversions and bathrooms and shelves. Lots of shelves. I cook reasonably well, shop, clean the hoose irregularly and do a twice weekly breakfast in bed service. I'm good with children.
I am also an enthusiastic amateur gynotherapist.
Flying_Monkey said:In real life, I am actually rather charming in a slightly louche and disreputable way, and also dress well or at least interestingly... which women seem to like. It makes up for being 5'5".
Oh, yes - and like Kovu, I also have eyes that appear to be many different colours... technically they are hazel, but can be green, brown or even grey.
Dayvo said:mickle edited out the 'have a big knob and know how to use it' bit!