What's the stupidest name you've heard someone give their child

[papercorn2000]

think you'll find it's a biblical name...

I stand corrected...

 

[Landslide]

Gary & Phil Neville's dad is called Neville Neville... wtf was his parents thinking?

Probably not "You know, in years to come, a rather androgynous bloke will come up with a song that will be appropriated by a bunch of prawn-sandwich-eating football fans supporting our as yet unconceived grandsons..."

(See point 6)

 

[QuickDraw]

Best I heard were twins, a boy and a girl called Luke and Sky. Not too strange so far but the surname was Walker.

 

[Over The Hill]

In Andover there really is a Russell Sprout.

My Wife's boss is Jenny Taylor

 

[Rob S]

Most memorable odd name from the past was at a college open day, one bloke was called Sky Bliss......funniest former work colleague name created by marriage....Carly marrying a bloke with the surname Harley.

 

[Maz]

Bloke I used to work with had the surname Twococks. We called him Double-Dick.

 

[purplepolly]

Distant relatives called their daughter Peta, after her father Peter. Now how confusing is that?

 

[ianrauk]

Most memorable odd name from the past was at a college open day, one bloke was called Sky Bliss......funniest former work colleague name created by marriage....Carly marrying a bloke with the surname Harley.

That reminded me..
An old boss of mine, John Howe married a Julie Howes

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I once saw a man on the news being interviewed. He was called Lester Counsil

 

[Carwash]

Might have uploaded this one once before, I can't remember:

 

[HLaB]

I had to get some info from a Peter Cockhead once; needless to say I emailed him, if I actually spoke to him I'm sure I'd burst out laughing.

 

[Wobbly John]

I bet Sara Cox's son doesn't use his mother's surname.

 

[Maz]

Might have uploaded this one once before, I can't remember:

Man, that one is class. You'd think he'd change his name or summat.

 

[colly]

Not quite the same but,

I was telling my Mrs about this thread and she met someone today called.........Mrs Turdy. I kid you not.

How very unfortunate. Bit of a sh1t name to have huh?

 

[Night Train]

I met someone through work many years ago called Sue Edge. There was a John Thomas at school and a lad called Shitu.