What's the stupidest name you've heard someone give their child

[ArDee]

Some friends named their 2 girls; Layla Mercedes Natalia and Aida Hypatia

 

[vernon]

It's not only the names but the pronunciations at times:

• Pronounced Jewan spelt Juan
• Spelt Dohremi pronounced Doh ray mee
• Ocean Storm
• Casper - it was after the friendly ghost
• Deep Forest
• Sky
• Tempest
• Micca, Miccha, Misha, Meesha, Mica all pronounced mee-shah

 

[palinurus]

Ex-colleagues with vaguely amusing names:

Chris Peacock
Dawn Cumming
Mike o'Kane

 

[wafflycat]

Being from Geordieland... there was the kid named 'Guy' but his mother pronounced it "Goo-ee"

 

[mr_cellophane]

Ex-colleagues with vaguely amusing names:

Chris Peacock
Dawn Cumming
Mike o'Kane

I went to school with a Chris Peacock. He is now an insurance underwriter in the City.

 

[colly]

Nevaeh...
Chav family of course....its heaven backwards. I dont go for that kind of thing, but each to his own i spose

Now wouldn't that make a good name for a hand cream?

 

[ACS]

Blacksmiths (brothers) local to us in Northern Ireland in the late 70's Tommy and Bren(den) Gunn.

Lad at school with me Donald McDonald of Dundonald, twins Hazel and Rose Hawthorn.

 

[WindyRob]

oh forgot to say about a guy at my school in the 80's called Richard Head. I'm sure his mum and dad would never have thought in 1960's what that name would mean in the 80's!

 

[And]

Ida Down (nee Cowlishaw) lived near me when I was a 'lad',

John Thomas Singh is the son of a work colleague,

and when I was on holiday in the USA a couple of years ago I heard mum saying ‘come here Anakin’

Oooh dear.

 

[jay clock]

I like Laura, as in Laura Wánker (here http://www.crazyguyonabike.com/Lwanker ) -ok , they didn;t choose it.

What about calling your son "Adolf Hitler" as in "Adolf Hitler Campbell" here http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hitler_cake

Finally when living in France there was a news item about a child with the first name "Clítoris" where the parents had gone to court to defend it.

 

[Dormouse]

My dad went to school with a Robert Sole

 

[merlinmagic]

I worked with a woman in the US.

Butzlaff - Lara Butzlaff

My colleague (from the UK also) and I nearly fell off the chair laughing when we were introduced although ever the professionals managed to hold our mirth until the bar later.

Oh manager in the same building

Lipshultz (pronounced Lipsh**z) - Cindy Lipshultz

 

[ianrauk]

In my job I deal with a Spanish chap called Jordi Bastard and a German lady called Monika fiddle...

 

[merlinmagic]

In my job I deal with a Spanish chap called Jordi Bastard and a German lady called Monika fiddle...

ROFL LMAO

Sorry that's really made my day. My last name is Earley. I don't feel so bad now.

 

[ianrauk]

Gary & Phil Neville's dad is called Neville Neville... wtf was his parents thinking?