whats the most pointless thing you ever brought

[surfdude]

anyone seen something and thought thats really useful then never used it because its a pointless waste of time and should never a been made . those defuzz things is the one ive got .

 

[vernon]

My defuzz thing works a treat.

It's all in the wrist action.....

 

[vernon]

I bought a digital flow meter for my Camelback. Looked at it three or four times in three weeks of cycle touring.

Up for grabs for a tenner if I can find the instructions.

 

[Globalti]

There's a shop in Windermere called Lakeland (formerly Lakeland Plastics) that's full of solutions looking for a problem.

 

[downfader]

An electric razor.

I have a beard, and have done for 2 years.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

I've got two useless things actually.
One was called a wedding ring. And the other was called a wedding ring.
Lets just say I'm lucky in love!
Bitter? Twisted? ME? NO!
Now with the light of my life (TLOML) who saved me from self destruction and get on great with wife #2 fantastically, mainly due to daughter and grandson. Does cause a few friction marks twixt me and TLOML though when I go visiting the daughter on a solo run. (you know, the "theres nothing wrong" but you feel a slight frost on return? And don't you ever miss that mobey phone call even though its 3a.m. and she's been to her mates on the lash and you're stone cold sober, and tired!)
Apart from that, I have a long-weight if anyone's interested?

 

[Chutzpah]

At age 18 I hated the pattern on the inside of the doors of my car. I bought a load of black fabric from a local textile store and some spray on glue. Cost me loads.

I took one of the door cards off and started applying, before realising that putting a 2D piece of fabric on a 3D shape would end in tears. I gave up when it got too dark to see and never completed the job. A house move later the black fabric went into a charity bin.


My only defence is that I was young.

 

[jimboalee]

A flat top steel strung guitar.

Software that digitises the output from a 45 and 33 disc player.

Subuteo table rugby.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Whe I was 15 I bought a packet of condoms

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Whe I was 15 I bought a packet of condoms

That's not useless..... Just hopeful!! And I bet you n your mate used two as rain hats one dark wet miserable night!
EDIT: Just seen you're from Fishguard Smokin'. My above comment covers 366 days of the year then, and that's not including Leap Years!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

There's a shop in Windermere called Lakeland (formerly Lakeland Plastics) that's full of solutions looking for a problem.

I could work there, sounds right up my street!

 

[Maz]

Kleeneze catalogues are full of solutions to non-existent problems.
"remote control tidy", "soap bar maker" (compresses left-over bits of soap into a new bar), etc etc.

 

[swee'pea99]

My sister used to buy insanely daft things. One triumph I remember - a fencing foil. It wasn't cheap either.

 

[Bollo]

Ultrasonic rodent repellers to persuade the family of squirrels not to live in my loft. The f****ers are up there disco-dancing right now.

 

[ianrauk]

A powerball.
What a load of rubbish.
Got bored of it atfer 5 minutes..