Remember the good old days when you got a puncture in the car, you swapped the spare wheel over and off you went? On the way you'd see a tyre repair place, pop in, get the puncture fixed then you were sorted?
Sigh. Set off for Inverurie this morning. Damn, rear n/s flat. Up on the jack, pop the skinny "runaround" tyre on and go to the tyre place nearby.
"Can you fix my puncture?"
"Can't see you until Thursday"
"But it's a VW Fleet car, I'm supposed to have priority"
"Thursday"
Buggrit.
Head to another company nearby.
"Can you fix my puncture?"
"Yes, we can sort it about 11"
"It's a VW Fleet car"
"Ah, we don't touch them, sorry"
"It's ok, I'll pay cash"
"Sorry, no"
Head to another company nearby
"Can you fix my puncture?"
"Yes, no problem. Is it your car?"
"Er, ye-es"
"OK, I'll just pop the registration in the compu... ah ... it's a VW Fleet car, we don't do them"
Head to VW Dealership
"Can you fix my puncture?"
"No, go to a tyre company"
There's no way I'm driving nearly 200 miles at 50mph on one of those skinny tyres so I've finally managed to get booked into a garage that will fix my VW Fleet car at 3pm - 40 miles away in the wrong direction
Oh and only if it's a puncture repair. It's a 24hr wait if they need to get a new tyre in
