- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
mickle said:Actually it's a state of mind (a bit like Bo!), I leave the '!' off for comic effect.
hmmm yes, quite clear
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mickle said:Actually it's a state of mind (a bit like Bo!), I leave the '!' off for comic effect.
Headgardener said:I think I would have turned up at his place of work if I was that close and asked for him, especialy if I had travelled some distance to get there. See what sort of reaction that would have got.
He sounds like a Canondale Bad Boy.MajorMantra said:He didn't even have the decency to ring me and tell me not to come.
Noodley said:On the plus side you know where he works AND have his mobile number.
You could start stalking him, that'll show him. I bet he's a Hearts fan. Tosser.
Maz said:He sounds like a Canondale Bad Boy.![]()
Nicensleazy said:So, what are you looking for, perhaps we all can help you out and keep our eyes peeled!
Noodley said:On the plus side you know where he works AND have his mobile number.
You could start stalking him, that'll show him. I bet he's a Hearts fan. Tosser.
papercorn2000 said:Yep, just a case of following him home and waiting for the cover of night. You then torch his car and when he runs out to see what is happening you grap him and wrap him in duct tape. You then bar all the exits to his house and set the house on fire and force him to watch while his family are slowly immolated. You pour petrol on his cat and light it (just to hear it go 'WOOF!'), you then fetch his new bike from the shed and, with a very blunt hacksaw, shred it before his eyes.
You then kill his neighbours, his friends and his workmates.
You kill his parents and his siblings and the postman.
You saw off his hands and feet and tear out his tongue. Only then will he realise that he should not have done such a nasty inconsiderate thing to a man who could have been his lifelong friend.