What shockers would they find if they raided your house?

[matticus]

Weapons, severed heads, gold, wigs but no alligator.

Too salty for them?

 

[raleighnut]

Enough booze to stock a small off-licence

 

[Adam4868]

Enough booze to stock a small off-licence

Purely for special occasions !

 

[Cycleops]

The usual, Des O'connor CDs, Beretta shotgun, baondage gear.

You forgot the boxed set of Thora Hird porn.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You forgot the boxed set of Thora Hird porn.

MINDBLEACH, MINDBLEACH, I NEED MINDBLEACH!!

 

[raleighnut]

Purely for special occasions !

Every day I wake up is a 'special day' more so since I passed 60 although to be fair the range of different bottles expanded since Maz bought a cocktail shaker and the price of beer in pubs now means I can get a bottle of wine for not much more.

 

[richardfm]

A very old copy of Gary Glitter's Greatest Hits

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Every day I wake up is a 'special day' more so since I passed 60 although to be fair the range of different bottles expanded since Maz bought a cocktail shaker and the price of beer in pubs now means I can get a bottle of wine for not much more.

Bottles never last long enough here at MDB Towers

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A very old copy of Gary Glitter's Greatest Hits

... Did you ever join his gang, though?

 

[byegad]

Me.

 

[richardfm]

... Did you ever join his gang, though?

Fortunately, no

 

[raleighnut]

Bottles never last long enough here at MDB Towers

Buy more.............Simples.

 

[MichaelW2]

There is only one body buried in the back garden. Canine.
I've checked under the floorboards all clear.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Buy more.............Simples.

I do, that's the problem!

 

[I like Skol]

I'm hoping any intruders/raiders will be shamed/embarassed into cleaning the bathrooms, because I never seem to be!!!