What secretly annoys you?

[Cubist]

Oh, and no real secret, but people who stop to let me through an obstruction on my side of the road. I've planned ahead and am in the process of slowing down and possibly matching my speed to clear the obstruction, if not actually in the process of pulling to a stop; gearing down and braking. I've gone to all that trouble to do things in the proper manner of the way things are, and you have farking ruined my day with your ridiculously mistimed and pointless courtesy. Twat.

 

[MacB]

Even worse, in my opinion, are the people who remove the first couple of sheets from the crimp on a new roll, then don't bother to match the perforations on the two-ply sheet underneath, so you get two sheets with half a sheet either side.

Yep burning would be too good for them

 

[stephec]

Oh, and no real secret, but people who stop to let me through an obstruction on my side of the road. I've planned ahead and am in the process of slowing down and possibly matching my speed to clear the obstruction, if not actually in the process of pulling to a stop; gearing down and braking. I've gone to all that trouble to do things in the proper manner of the way things are, and you have ****ing ruined my day with your ridiculously mistimed and pointless courtesy. Twat.

But what about the people who you wait for to allow them to clear an obstruction, then they don't wave thanks or even acknowledge you?

 

[Smokin Joe]

Women who snigger when I ask, "Did that hit the spot?"

 

[compo]

I realised a genuine hatred of something this morning whilst out for a ride. A largish group of cyclists passed me and almost pushed me off the road they were so close. if a car passed them with the same lack of space they would be banging on his roof. Fortunately there were no pot holes in the way or they would have had 17stone jinking out into the group and not worrying about who I collide with.

 

[Cubist]

But what about the people who you wait for to allow them to clear an obstruction, then they don't wave thanks or even acknowledge you?

Burn them too!

Burn their faces first.

 

[stephec]

Burn them too!

Burn their faces first.

Wave at them and shout thanks you ignorant c#$t, the look of confusion is hilarious.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

People who slurp their tea or coffee!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh, and people who fart in the tent!!

 

[PaulSecteur]

My niggle is when people say the number after a decimal point the wrong way. For example if you measure something that is 20.567 millimetres you shouldn't say "twenty point five hundred and 6ixty seven millimetres". Each number after the decimal should be said individually, so its "20 point five six seven millimetres"

Also, Greggs Mexican oval bites with not enough sauce on them.

 

[User6179]

English football commentators only when England are playing , they are great on club games or commentating on other nations but when England are playing it is if they are watching another match .

 

[ThinAir]

I used to have a massive long list of pet peeves and such like, but now, I've chilled out. Life's too short. If something gets on my tits, I'll have a quick moan about it, and then I'm done.

 

[stephec]

I used to have a massive long list of pet peeves and such like, but now, I've chilled out. Life's too short. If something gets on my tits, I'll have a quick moan about it, and then I'm done.

How about when you've spent a few minutes composing a witty post to the ,'post a lie,' thread, and someone sticks a post in seconds before you?

 

[Sassy14]

Some people at work who tell you every little detail of their life, when I am clearly not interested. Never want to listen to anything you have to say but instead just use it as an opener ..... to talk more about themselves.
And they wonder why i don't say much.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Smooth peanut butter.