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jimboalee said:The organiser may require pisstake guards across some participant's mouths.
No guards, no ride.

jimboalee said:The organiser may require pisstake guards across some participant's mouths.
No guards, no ride.
Bad Company said:Audax sounds like a brand of ear drops to me.![]()
jimboalee said:The organiser may require pisstake guards across some participant's mouths.
No guards, no ride.
Philip Whiteman said:It is rare nowadays that organisers require mudguards aside from a few events based in the darkest months of winter.
The rule that riders had to use mudguards has caused considerable harm to the reputation of audax and AUK despite the mandatory aspect being dropped several years ago. It was a silly a requirement but please, please do not think that it remains today. I hate using the reached things too but most of the events I ride never require their use.
jimboalee said:At the first ride I participated on immediatly after the mudguard rule was relaxed, a group of what can only be described as 'raceboys' rode the 'Staffs Lanes 100' on their roadrace bikes as a 'reliability ride'?
The speeds were 10 -20 kmh in those days when JB organised it. The 'raceboys' arrived at the first control and waited for over 20 minutes for the opening time.
jimboalee said:I have been on the Cotswold Expedition on my SWorks with no mudguards, and although there is a 'friendly rivalry' between Beacon, Solihull, Halesowen and Stourbridge, there is no pisstaking.
Philip Whiteman said:Mind you, that does sound like a low speed range. When I rode The Long Mynd 2000 (a slow speed) earlier this year, I was the first to return back to the HQ and before it had reopened by accident. In other words I should have slowed a little and looked at the views a little more.
Most of the randonees tend to use the upper limits and I challenge many riders to arrive before the official opening time. Some of the tougher audaxes would be difficult for the fastest of sportive riders. Certainly on The Elenith this year, there were a handful of riders, me included that were trying to rush the route. Absolutely nobody managed to ride at the 30kph maximum speed.
Friendly? Not when the Solihull, Halesowen or Stourbridge are attempting to ride faster than me! Last time we kept elbowing each other, letting down tyres down and taking illegal shortcuts.
Greenbank said:That's a slight misunderstanding of the "rule".
The mudguard requirement is stipulated on some Audaxes because some of the controls used by some Audaxes have complained that the cyclists coming in leave their chairs filthy. Not wet, but filthy.
The organiser has discussed it with the cafe owner (or just decided this themselves) that they'd require mudguards on bikes to prevent backsides getting caked with mud from wet roads (especially in autumn when the leaves are falling off and turning in mulch on the roads).
The alternative is that the cafe refuses to be a control for that ride. If no other accommodating control can be found then the organiser will probably just stop putting that ride on.
And, again, common sense prevails. No-one (probably) will bat an eyelid on a "mudguards required" ride if the roads are bone dry all day. I've also seen someone without mudguards on a "mudguards required" ride who sat outside a cafe on a bench eating their food to avoid getting the chairs inside the cafe dirty.
There are times when you'll get dirty looks from cafe owners even if the ride didn't stipulate mudguards. It's impolite to make a mess, no matter what the "rules" of the ride are.
Ian H said:The main and original reason for the mudguard rule was to distinguish tourist events from racing. When massed-start racing was illegal on the public highway the police would look suspiciously at any large group of cyclists. That even persisted in the early days of legalised road racing. Mudguards and saddlebags were a protection against police harassment. Things have changed now.
Philip Whiteman said:Now did the Police insist on the bags being Carradice?![]()
Philip Whiteman said:Friendly? Not when the Solihull, Halesowen or Stourbridge are attempting to ride faster than me! Last time we kept elbowing each other, letting down tyres down and taking illegal shortcuts.