What in tarnation...

[DCBassman]

Well, whatever the " Porn Rub" turns out to be, we will gain that knowledge tomorrow evening. And report on it...the morning after.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There was a "Swedish Massage Parlour" near where I lived as a teenager that - allegedly - might have had an answer to that

Naturally I never had any evidence one way or the other

Across the road from one of our previous addresses there was a house that often had a red light in the window, it would sometimes be visited by fella's in posh suites driving posh cars, when ever we saw the ladies who lived there they were dressed as if they were off for a night on the town.