What in tarnation...

[Reynard]

Whoever wrote that should be shot for crimes against grammar.

Une Sauce Béchamel is *always* flavoured with bay.

But the proper name for a cheese sauce is une Sauce Mornay. And really should be made with Gruyere.

 

[All uphill]

You be careful up in that Brizzle, @DCBassman !

It be far too close to that there London.

 

[mustang1]

Staying at The Crafty Cow in Bristle tomorrow. On the menu is this, and this is a direct cut from their website...
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Anybody enlighten me as to what this might possibly be?

I dont understand the fuss... Its just loads of different types of cheese mixed with semolena.

 

[Randomnerd]

Watch out for semenella poisoning.

 

[matticus]

But the proper name for a cheese sauce is une Sauce Mornay. And really should be made with Gruyere.

Do you mean Gruyère ?

 

[DCBassman]

On a website

Here's hoping the burger isn't super salty due to the porn rub

I'll let you know tomorrow. Or perhaps not...

 

[DCBassman]

To clarify, the, ahem, "Porn Rub" bit was supposed to be highlighted! And was the subject of the surprise, rather than the *wince* MacDaddy or composition thereof...

 

[Reynard]

Do you mean Gruyère ?

I should go and self-flagellate. French is my first language...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

The mind. boggles

It does, but it sounds like it could be fun.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sounds like the burger could explode in your mouth.

 

[T4tomo]

Macaroni cheese has certainly had a rebrand of late. It use to be a cheap school lunch / kids teatime sort of meal.

Rebrand it Mac'n'cheese and its now super trendy?

 

[pawl]

It does, but it sounds like it could be fun.

I’ll have to have an extra large portion of Marmite

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I've no idea why I am following this - I hate all cheese!!!


It's probably the Porn Rub that has kept me going

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've no idea why I am following this - I hate all cheese!!!


It's probably the Porn Rub that has kept me going

I'm the same, I don't eat cheese but the porn rub sounds intriguing.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I'm the same, I don't eat cheese but the porn rub sounds intriguing.

There was a "Swedish Massage Parlour" near where I lived as a teenager that - allegedly - might have had an answer to that

Naturally I never had any evidence one way or the other