Fettled: nothing. But if the question had been "what have you broken today"....
.. it would be a petrol lawnmower
Now, it's not a particularly good one. It was the cheapest no-name-brand one in B&Q about 6 years ago. I used it for a year or so, and it was a pain - too small and underpowered for my garden. But it did the job.
Then it broke after 2 years. Pissing petrol all over the deck.
A replacement carb from
eBay sorted that - but in the interim, my wife had spoken to a neighbour, who is a gardener, and he offered to cut the grass once every 4 weeks for a very reasonable rate. He's been doing that ever since, and I've just been doing additional cuts in between when the grass is growing quickly.
Earlier this year, a tiny spring broke, I fixed it with a bit of elastic from a face mask.
I don't even put the thing under cover when not in use - for the last 2 or 3 years it has sat outside, behind the garage. And it starts first time every time!
Anyway - yesterday, decided to squeeze in one last cut before winter. Half way through, hit a big stone.
It used to have one big blade. Now it has 2 smaller ones.
And I've got a half cut lawn.
replacement blade is almost half the price I paid for the whole thing 6 years ago. Although I can get a 3rd party one for £15