A neighbour called in this evening, and asked if I could do anything with her saddle. Sadly, the answer was NO ! It had come adrift from the rail on one side and split down the middle. While she walked round to Hellfrauds to price up a new one I stopped the front brake pads rubbing on the rim and freed the wheel to actually spin with some liberal doses of WD40 to the inner cable, adjusted the rear V brake so that it actually gripped the rim when moving the lever. Honestly, the bike was a death trap without a working brake. She uses it to visit her home help ladies so relies on it on a daily basis. I also noticed that the tyres, apart from having very low pressure, were very worn. When she returned, without a saddle, I had a proper good moan at her about the condition of her bike. She has agreed to leave it with me for a few hours at the weekend so that I can work my magic and bring the beast back to a safe and rideable condition, get her gears working properly, do a proper job on the brakes, fit new tyres and get a different saddle sorted out. Honestly, if you rely on a bit of gear to be able to earn a living, I would have thought that a bit more care would be taken to make sure it was in OK condition, but apparently not. Ahh well, I will enjoy the challenge.