A tale of a Chinese toilet.
Here in a pretty decent hotel in Xi'an China. All has been ok re the plumbing so far. Without deliberately trying to be indelicate, just had a rather large dump.However, the flush mechanism seems to be faulty. So I was stuck with either ringing the front desk and getting some poor unfortunate to , ahem, deal with it or I had to deal with it myself.
Cistern wouldn't fill so the only option was to find something big enough to take plenty of water, fill it in the bath and then pour it down the toilet and hope for the best. Hotel rooms sadly don't come with buckets. However, they do come with waste paper bins. It looks watertight-ish so I went for it and stuck it under the bath tap. It worked fine. A couple of bin fulls down the loo and nobody would have been any the wiser.