What good is Alexa.

[Deleted member 26715]

Sorry, how many people are you having sex with right now? And how do you find time to post to CC?

He only needs to use one hand at a time

 

[jefmcg]

Ok I haven't read the whole thread, but why would anyone let google listen, record, and sell everything they said in the privacy of their own home.?

Alexa is Amaz0n not Go0gle. Amaz0n don't need to sell your data to anyone. They are the sinister corporation that you don't want to have your data. There is no need to sell it.

Oh, and for the record, people with Alexas are having way more sex than people with CycleChat accounts (both percentage and absolute - absolute by several orders of magnitude)

 

[Ming the Merciless]

He only needs to use one hand at a time

Alexa does it for him.

 

[Markymark]

Sorry, how many people are you having sex with right now? And how do you find time to post to CC?

Hard to tell, double digits. In fairness most tonight are from CC.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Hard to tell, double digits. In fairness most tonight are from CC.

You are having sex with your clones?

Alexa how many times has @Markymark been cloned?

 

[Markymark]

You are having sex with your clones?

Alexa how many times has @Markymark been cloned?

I often invite the top 50 sexiest members. If you don’t have an invite, it’s all a bit awkward.

 

[Salty seadog]

I often invite the top 50 sexiest members. If you don’t have an invite, it’s all a bit awkward.

I'm a little nervous that I got one.

 

[Markymark]

I'm a little nervous that I got one.

After meeting you I can assure you that is a catastrophic admin error.

 

[Salty seadog]

After meeting you I can assure you that is a catastrophic admin error.

Thank goodness for that. That's a bullet dodged. By me before you pipe up.....

 

[nickyboy]

I often invite the top 50 sexiest members. If you don’t have an invite, it’s all a bit awkward.

Yeah, I forgot to say I couldn't make it tonight. I hope everyone wasn't too disappointed. I'm sure you did your best in my absence

 

[jefmcg]

Hard to tell, double digits. In fairness most tonight are from CC.

And most of them are middle aged and elderly men, who pretend to be heterosexual. @Markymark is of course heteroflexible. I couldn't say if that was his nature, or his duty, but either way, he does not shirk his duty.

I am not involved, because of conflicts caused by me being on the judging panel. This is lucky, because I do not share his work ethic.

 

[Markymark]

Yeah, I forgot to say I couldn't make it tonight. I hope everyone wasn't too disappointed. I'm sure you did your best in my absence

Yeah we just cooked an extra chipolata in your absence.

 

[jefmcg]

Yeah we just cooked an extra chipolata in your absence.

You are such a bitch

Edit: How do I like @nickyboy liking this?

 

[nickyboy]

You are such a bitch

Edit: How do I like @nickyboy liking this?

It's fine, I'm quite used to @Markymark overcompensating

 

[classic33]

Well as an example my mum loves hers.

She can ask it in english to play books for her, she can tell it to wake her up with a radio station she wants. She can also tell it to switch itself off after a set time she says so she can listen to it as she falls asleep. It also answers questions, which isnt perfect but, usually does give her the answer she is looking for.

It can also voice control lights, I can imagine that being handy for someone who has difficulty getting around. The advantage as I see it is it does lots of handy things and you may not use them all but its being added to all the time.

I use conversions (weight etc) and the timers quite a lot. You can name the timers so while cooking you can have multiple timers running and it will let you know by name which one is up.

The radio maybe, Alexa no.