What does your desk tell us about you?

[jonny jeez]

It's actually very interesting to see what you pick up on.

Missed one thing and that is the poker chips (perhaps chip from the POV of the shot) behind the bracelet. I played a lot of poker at uni and made very good money doing so.

three questions

1. Who's is the nissan reflected on your monitor?
2. Are those not yellow lines by the side of the nissan?
3. Texas hold'em, no limit...if so, when can we play...I'll bring my set of clays

 

[gaz]

three questions

1. Who's is the nissan reflected on your monitor?
2. Are those not yellow lines by the side of the nissan?
3. Texas hold'em, no limit...if so, when can we play...I'll bring my set of clays

1. some random person ( the car is on the road and moving)
2. yes, no parking on my road
3. I'll play most variants (not a fan of stud)

 

[jonny jeez]

Well, I don't have a desk at work, so here's my 'desk' at home. Doubles as dining table, and workspace for my crafts. I don't think there's much relevant to the crafts on there though, or my job.

Otherwise, fire away!
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-you live in an apartment/flat
-Are not a keen gardener (or keeper of flowers)
-Are generally busy
-you drink white wine
-you wish you had more power sockets in your house
-you ride a brompton
-You collect wrapping paper and old inner-tubes (crafts)

 

[Speicher]

Suggest changing the fork for a spoon if Rice Krispies are the next thing in the bowl Arch. I spotted threecapsmcginty's school cap tucked in there somewhere, and, if you saw 40mm off your chair using your tenon saw (it's behind the PC screen, under the bum bag and the greetings card bag...and put away that medication in case you have tiny tot visitors - oh sorry, it's a tablet PC, as you were) you'll be able to relocate that oily Brompton box - to under the scissors and mobile for example.

That is very good, ad vice!

What are all the batteries for?

 

[rikki]

What are all the batteries for?

Hobbies

There's a vice on Arch's desk/dining/craft/telephone conference table!!

 

[jamin100]

Ok, this is at work. If I show you the rest of my "office" (its more a very very small room than an office) it would give away what I do instantly.

EDIT: Just noticed there is 1 massive give away in the pic.

 

[Night Train]

Well, I don't have a desk at work, so here's my 'desk' at home. Doubles as dining table, and workspace for my crafts. I don't think there's much relevant to the crafts on there though, or my job.

Otherwise, fire away!
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It tells me there still isn't much space for me!

Here's mine, a proper desk, not a workstation or dining table!

 

[rikki]

NT

What is the green thing with curved underside by your notebooks?

 

[Arch]

-you live in an apartment/flat yes
-Are not a keen gardener (or keeper of flowers) I try everyso often, but they get neglected
-Are generally busy yeeeees. But also lazy!
-you drink white wine I have been known to, but there's no white wine there...
-you wish you had more power sockets in your house yes!
-you ride a brompton yes. Although that box dates from before I had mine...
-You collect wrapping paper and old inner-tubes (crafts) Yup. I'm a terrible squirrel of things that might come in handy one day.

Not bad!

 

[jonny jeez]

NT

What is the green thing with curved underside by your notebooks?

its a pen!...kids today eh?

 

[jonny jeez]

Ok, this is at work. If I show you the rest of my "office" (its more a very very small room than an office) it would give away what I do instantly.

EDIT: Just noticed there is 1 massive give away in the pic.

well you profile tells me your job (IT network manager) sorry... but the big black server in the corner would have got me thinking.

-You are right handed
-you work in the comms room (hence the warm jacket on the back of the chair)
-you drink coffee from a flask in the mornings
-your office/cupboard/comms room, has a slight pong to it, which annoys you
-its not you that pongs (you make sure of this with plenty of deodorant)
-the middle of the week/month is a very important date for you.
-the view from your comms room is uninspiring
-you have two kids

 

[jonny jeez]

It tells me there still isn't much space for me!

Here's mine, a proper desk, not a workstation or dining table!
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The choice of furniture suggests a traditional attitude, perhaps a fan of traditional furniture...maybe a maker of furniture.

are you a cabinet maker?


oh ok I looked at your profile too.

-you keep very important but small documents on the ceiling, judging by the position of the lamp.
-you collect remote controls (dont we all!)

 

[Ludwig]

Some wonderful chippendale and hepplewhite desks

 

[jonny jeez]

What not going to have a go at my desk at home

Sorry I meant to come back to this shot, but got sidetracked.

So, Hmmm...I know your field of work, so what else can I see.

-you have a lot of keys, eat protein bars...that and the cup thing (clean/dirty) tell me you have some form of military training or background. Perhaps the Scout movement/TA/ex forces?
-you listen to music at home and like to play it loud when there is no-one else in the house, otherwise you rely on the cans.
-you have an interest in digital art. Although I dont see any peripherals to suggest you are a digital artist (tablet type thing)
-you like to drink alcohol at your desk (at home)...I suspect beer, judging by the coaster
-you suffer from hayfever.

hows that so far?

 

[ttcycle]

This is where Jonny tells us he works for MI5...

You already know what I do so no photo here