What does Christmas mean to you?

[rich p]

My first ever wooing gift to Baggy was a very fine hand raised pork pie, delivered just before the start of the Dun Run.

So, you gave her a pork one on the first date


Well, I suppose Baggy is a synonym for loose

 

[Chuffy]

So, you gave her a pork one on the first date


Well, I suppose Baggy is a synonym for loose

You are so dead when she reads this....

 

[sheddy]

Hold on - isn't Christmas a celebration of someones Birthday ?

 

[Aperitif]

Hold on - isn't Christmas a celebration of someones Birthday ?

No mention on the CycleChat calendar so err, no...'fraid not!

 

[TVC]

Hold on - isn't Christmas a celebration of someones Birthday ?

Yeah, my niece - she's 18 this year.

Other than that Xmas is just rubbish songs, people doing the same thing at the same time because advertisers tell them they should, and a few days off work.

 

[Noodley]

Hold on - isn't Christmas a celebration of someones Birthday ?

It is indeed. It is a celebration of the birth of Ray Scrussed.

 

[rich p]

You are so dead when she reads this....

Please apologise on my behalf for my earlier indiscretion, old bean


In mitigation, I've been at home all afternoon with serious manflu, the wife's in Munich and I'm so feeble I've watched The Professionals, Minder and now Jeeves and Wooster. My brain is turning to sponge. I think it's time for a hot toddy

 

[Speicher]

It is indeed. It is a celebration of the birth of Ray Scrussed.

I think I have heard mention of his brother Shorty, or Short for Short.

When he saw a rectangular shaped pie, he used to ask

Pies are squared?

 

[Baggy]

So, you gave her a pork one on the first date

Well, I suppose Baggy is a synonym for loose

How very dare you.

It was our second date, actually. And we were chaperoned by about 450 other cyclists.

Please apologise on my behalf for my earlier indiscretion, old bean

<mutter, man flu, mutter >

Still, this thread has got me wondering what cunning ruse I can come up with in order to score some lardy cake.

 

[Crackle]

Curious, I googled Lardy cake. Luvverrrly. A heart attack in cake form.

 

[Noodley]

I don't bloody believe this! 2 nights in a row at younger Noodlette's festive entertainment and not a bloody pie in sight!

Just as well I had 2 pies for breakfast.

 

[Lardyboy]

Christmas chez Lard is a quite simple. Eat as much as you dare, drink as much as you can, avoid doing anything else if at all possible.

 

[Speicher]

Noodley, you obviously missed my earlier post while you were out, about Mr Scrussed's brother.

 

[Noodley]

Noodley, you obviously missed my earlier post while you were out, about Mr Scrussed's brother.

Apologies, I did.

I am quite disappointed no others followed...I remember with a degree of fondness his close friend Fred Bentos.

 

[snorri]

For me it's the wide range of sweet and savoury seasonal pies

I'd always thought of you as a bridie connoisseur