Craft base layer top, Tights, long sleeve Club jersey, The Escape Artist by Matt Seaton, (plus all the other stuff I've bought in the last couple of months justified by "it can be for Christmas, because if I don't buy it now the offer ... will have ended/they will be out of stock/the price will have increased", etc, etc). Now it's to start buying "for my birthday, because if I don't buy it now ........."