What code did you write today?

[Shut Up Legs]

I can not find the TRANSLATE THIS sign for this thread

Well, it starts with , then you get a bit . Occasionally when things don't work as expected, there's a fair bit of . In other words: all good fun!

 

[goo_mason]

I've written VBA code before (under protest, and reluctantly). It's far from my favourite programming language. But yes, I agree it can be useful in the workplace sometimes.

It's saved me SO much time when I work with so many spreadsheets.

I was trained as a Java developer in 2000, but never really got to use it much and haven't done any since around 2006. Can't remember any of it.

Have also tinkered a bit with PHP on my Wordpress websites, and did some JavaScript on Codecademy about three years ago.

 

[Milkfloat]

For me a tiny Python script to merge a few billion lines in multiple CSV files. First time I balls it up and it crashed after it used 195GB of memory. I should not even be getting my hands dirty but was trying to show off to my team members. I kept my first failure quiet so don't tell anybody.

 

[fossyant]

Faffed about with settings on a gaming PC. Nope, it needs a re-install... Evey thing goes wrong a million times faster with one of these. My fault for doing a regular malware check, that my lad never does. and dodgy Nvidia driver update.

Bang..............

 

[Fab Foodie]

10 PRINT "Markymark is awesome"
20 goto 10

That's a bit basic isn't it?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

7853 the code for my chain to the lampost

 

[MartinQ]

Did some python with master MQ which displays (and calculates the area of) polygons with the same radius and iterating over the polygon degree in order to approximate pi as the polygons approximate a circle. Good for thinking about how to calculate areas by splitting up into triangles and then some basic trigonometry. Also, the code ain't too hard.

@Archeress did some MOEA stuff a few years ago, what are you trying to do?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I wrote some marmoset.

n vln;vo od vvjkkf fk flkj fl;lkj , dflkgj e= v'n
vlkk4..f dlfkjg h\h h lkfjg.

 

[claudbutler]

I changed 2 air bags ,2 top plates and a couple of s cams and sabs to day i suppose we all have our codes [q you lot telling me who has not]

 

[jefmcg]

10 PRINT "Markymark is awesome"
20 goto 10

Did you type that, or whistle it into a modem?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Someone showed me how to move stuff over to the dual screen thingy. I said "that's shite, I don't need to see 2 screens, can't you tell by the dust..."

 

[NorthernDave]

10 PRINT "Markymark is awesome"
20 goto 10

Not bad, but I'd have put ; at the end of the first line for a more stylish effect...

 

[jefmcg]

I wrote some marmoset.

n vln;vo od vvjkkf fk flkj fl;lkj , dflkgj e= v'n
vlkk4..f dlfkjg h\h h lkfjg.

I've a passing understanding of chomsky's work with linguistics and grammar, I doubt there is any semantic content in your code.

 

[Bollo]

I bitch about my colleagues' code. This is the true mark of the coding brethren.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've a passing understanding of chomsky's work with linguistics and grammar, I doubt there is any semantic content in your code.

Semantics schmantics.