Planet X if Sheffield and the Peaks are your sampling region. Can't move for the buggers.Specialized if Surrey and London are anything to go by![]()
Isn't that a yoga position? (Asana)[/QUOTE]someone who has their seat far too low so their knees stick out sideways (a riding style known as the 'crapping dog)
My OH likes to classify cyclists and their styles. The 2 obvious ones are the
However, he is stumped. We have come across another one this evening and about the only thing that could be said for it is it was ungamely, cost a lot of energy for getting nowhere fast and well was just wrong. About the only thing that really stayed still was the guy's head... arms, legs and bike seemed to be all over the place (and it wasn't the bike rocking side to side in a 'pros trying hard' manner) and my OH is stumped as to what to classify it as. Gibbon was one thought, but we are not sure...
- pigeon (head/head & shoulders back and forward)
- penguin (head/head & shoulders rocking side to side)
So I was wondering, does anyone else mischievously classify others' cycling styles and if so, what ones do you have?
Bikes that stay in the shed/garage, don't get love, and don't get ridden more than once in a blue moon. Very, very common. (Acknowledge this answer could be discounted on the basis that these bikes are NOT 'used'.)Tell me . . . the most common bicycles used in the UK
Also known as 'Coco the Clown' style........ridden on the pavement by someone who has their seat far too low so their knees stick out sideways (a riding style known as the 'crapping dog')
Definitely Mountain Bicycle Shaped Objects, normally with bone dry rusty chains and only 1 brake working generally ridden on the pavement by someone who has their seat far too low so their knees stick out sideways (a riding style known as the 'crapping dog')
Other than that there are allsorts really.
There is a very rude nickname for Specialized bicycles, pertaining to their commonality and intimate lady bits... But obviously I'm not going to quote it here.Specialized if Surrey and London are anything to go by![]()