Vernon Pools...

[threebikesmcginty]

I prefer to avoid drinks that are an anagram of vomit.

Ok it's not an anagram of vomit but have you seen Tango With Added Tango?

 

[mcshroom]

Waberthwaite Cumberland Sausages

 

[ufkacbln]

Donor kebabs.

I am not criticising the typo, it just made me smile at the thought of people taking their own ingredients, it could actually catch on as a party idea.

Even a TV Chef competition....

 

[ufkacbln]

Waberthwaite Cumberland Sausages

The finest in the land!

I once did a sausage themed tour of the Cumbria cycle way consuming local sausages at every meal

These definitely were the best, especially when consumed in the presence of a fine Cocky Blonde

 

[dan_bo]

Vimto
Vimto
Vimto
Onion Bhajis from Zam Zams, Holinwood ave, M9.

 

[mybike]

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£1 pies.

Sigh, it's out of date too.

 

[Aperitif]

Vimto
Vimto
Vimto
Onion Bhajis from Zam Zams, Holinwood ave, M9.

Three in the same game...tsk.

 

[mybike]

What's the name of that device that you put oars in on a rowing boat?





Rollocks.

Rowlock

 

[dan_bo]

Three in the same game...tsk.

Honestly these Bhajis are as big as his 'ed...

And I honestly can't understand how anybody could take a dislike to Vimpto. Really.

Try a little splash in a glass of milk.

 

[andytheflyer]

As a Lincolnshireman, real, Lincolnshire sausages, stuffed with herbs, not the impostors made in a factory somewhere in (insert name of any industrial estate outside my home county) and flogged off to the unsuspecting shopper in some mega-hypermarket, somewhere. I've still got about 20kg of the real McCoy in my freezer from my last visit - unfortunately my Dad's funeral.....

And stuffed Chine, don't get me started - never seen outside the county.

 

[Cheddar George]

[QUOTE 3828199, member: 259"]Pea and cockle stalls at Midlands markets.
Tripe if I don't have to make it myself (but not French tripes)
Onions and eggs pickled in malt vinegar
Bacon
Sausages with rusk in them
Gala pies[/QUOTE]

TRIPE !

It's stomach lining ! By the very nature of the job it does it is designed to be indigestible !

 

[Cheddar George]

Bubble and squeak.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Shortbread.

 

[Aperitif]

My mother's fruitcake

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Looks good. Your Mum might have a bit of PR work to do - issuing samples nationwide, before the Mutton Inquiry makes public its recommendations. Lord Vernon of Pie-aspicugh and his committee will digest their findings before pronouncing.
Another contender for protected status:

 

[vernon]

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£1 pies.

I've had cheaper and better at 65p. Sadly the butcher has now retired.