Valentine Day card rhymes

[Greedo]

Will there be a prize for the best one ?

You're just fishing as you reckon you've won it.

I've still got a bottle of wine to finish so just wait and see the one I post that sees this thread go straight into room 101

 

[Aperitif]

I've seen your butt in motion,
and now I've got this notion,
If I see you from the front,
you'll seem to need some lotion,
To make this rhyme - I can't.

Confucius say "Don't send Valentine's Day cards if your heart's not in it"

 

[Night Train]

Confucius say "Don't send Valentine's Day cards if your heart's not in it"

The one I sent this week simply said:
'To the World you are just one person,
But to one person you are the World.'

Inside the card I simply wished her happiness in her new relationship and all the best for whatever life and love brings her.

 

[Greedo]

The one I sent this week simply said:
'To the World you are just one person,
But to one person you are the World.'

Inside the card I simply wished her happiness in her new relationship and all the best for whatever life and love brings her.

You are being too honest again telling some folk on here that!!!!

Plenty more fish mate. Don't worry you'll find the right one when you least expect it!

 

[Tubbs]

The one I sent this week simply said:
'To the World you are just one person,
But to one person you are the World.'

Inside the card I simply wished her happiness in her new relationship and all the best for whatever life and love brings her.

That's very sweet, I'm sure it will be very much appreciated.

 

[Crankarm]

The one I sent this week simply said:
'To the World you are just one person,
But to one person you are the World.'

Inside the card I simply wished her happiness in her new relationship and all the best for whatever life and love brings her.

 

[Crankarm]

Dear Valentine,

Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If it wasn't for you,
My willy would rust.

 

[Muddyfox]

I've still got a bottle of wine to finish so just wait and see the one I post that sees this thread go straight into room 101

Have'nt you finished that bottle of wine yet ?

Simon

 

[Cubist]

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
I've got an appointment
At the GUM clinic on Monday....

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Love is like a golden chain,
It binds two hearts together.
And if you ever break that chain
You'll break my heart forever
I'll find you, kill you and feed your entrails to the birds.

Is this the sort of thing you had in mind?

 

[rich p]

I've seen your butt in motion,
and now I've got this notion,
If I see you from the front,
you'll seem to need some lotion,
To make this rhyme - I can't.

:

Disgustingly Max Millerish

Auden eat your heart out!

 

[snakehips]

In my younger , crazier , and some might say more romantic days I once sent a Valentines message that I composed myself which included the words
' LAN/WAN gateway ' through which obviously the message had to pass on its way to the object of my affection.

Couldn't do that sort of thing these days of course. Well couldn't do it and keep a straight face anyway.

Snake

My Library

 

[Ashtrayhead]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wanted your sister,
But I guess you'll do

 

[thomas]

Two of my friends will be made to appreciate the cards I've just written for them, which include these poems

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I wrote this card
While doing a POOOO

 

[ufkacbln]

Will there be a prize for the best one ?

Romantic evening with Greedo?