Valentine treats

[matticus]

I reckon this is going to be a good year. Lots of great ideas out there. Here's my first nomination.

In an email from <a well-known UK wheel vendor>:

Treat the one you love. 🩷
This valentine's day, show the one you love just how much they mean to you. Always with you for your biggest days out, always there when things are tough. No matter what, you know they're around for good.

Are we talking about a person or a bike? Up to you. Why not treat them to a new set of wheels, while some of our best sellers are now at 25% off?
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How can you resist???

 

[postman]

vaseline treats what a strange heading.Anyway i have this urge to hug caress and talk to my beloved.Trouble is it is in the garage covered up in dustsheets awaiting warmer weather.Well they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.Going to try and ride this year,vertigo has not returned thank god.

 

[matticus]

vaseline treats what a strange heading

#mynextbandname
Thankyou x

 

[sevenfourate]

vaseline treats......

Resulting from a Typo or actual Comedy Genius - i care none.

Post of the Year so far.

 

[postman]

My brian is wired off centre.i did see vaseline treats honest guv.

 

[markemark]

I gave my wife half a dozen roses. I gave my girlfriend the rest of the tin.

 

[sevenfourate]

I ordered my Wife some expensive, hand-made Jewellery.

I think it must have been a scam; as they sent me Bike-parts instead....

 

[postman]

Mrs P has just called me an old romantic.just because i said i had booked a table for two at 19-30.I never knew she played snooker.

 

[tyred]

I'm preparing a special dinner for the love of my life.

 

[Beebo]

I'm preparing a special dinner for the love of my life.

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Dirty boy.
I bet you shaved your legs too!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Here's to our wives and girlfriends. 🍻
May they never meet.

 

[Ming the Merciless]