Valentine Day card rhymes

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Greedo

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Mrs Greedo and I are sending a Valentines card to a single mate for a wind up as it will baffle him no end and I want to write this for a laugh but she's not so keen for obvious reasons


Postie, postie do not linger


down with the pants



and up with the fing................

any others.

Fnaar this has your name all over it!!!


:cry::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Arch

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Salford, UK
I once got a Valentines card, well, not specifically a Valentines, but a blank for your message card on Valentines day, the picture (photo) on the front was an elephant trying to get onto a Routemaster.

There's not many women would be thrilled with a card that had an elephant and the back end of a bus on it, but I was....
 
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Greedo

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My sister once got one which was a Christmas card and said Happy Easter Therese. She also got a normal bog standard one from some other guy.

She went out with the normal card sender a couple of weeks after that. I'd have went out with the other guy if I'd been her. Much better sense of humour
 
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I 'remember' two from an old book that I bought in the basement at Foyles way back when - it was about love and romance <;)> and the history of cards etc...about 18th century though - so perhaps a bit tame for the electric soup drinkers - and totally useless for men! (How helpful of me!)

Why blush, dear girl, pray tell me why?
Do not for I can prove it:
For though your garter met my eye,
My thoughts were far above it.

and

Breast and bosoms have I known,
of various shapes and sizes.
From grevious disappointments
to jubilant surprises.
 

longers

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Greedo said:

+1 :biggrin:. Short odds on this thread getting chopped I think!

Before it does - I remember a tiny bit of a poem about loving someone till salmon swim in the street or jump over the mountain or something. Ring any bells with anyone? :becool:
 
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As I Walked Out One Evening
by W. H. Auden

As I walked out one evening,
Walking down Bristol Street,
The crowds upon the pavement
Were fields of harvest wheat.

And down by the brimming river
I heard a lover sing
Under an arch of the railway:
'Love has no ending.

'I'll love you, dear, I'll love you
Till China and Africa meet,
And the river jumps over the mountain
And the salmon sing in the street,

'I'll love you till the ocean
Is folded and hung up to dry
And the seven stars go squawking
Like geese about the sky.

'The years shall run like rabbits,
For in my arms I hold
The Flower of the Ages,
And the first love of the world.'

But all the clocks in the city
Began to whirr and chime:
'O let not Time deceive you,
You cannot conquer Time.

'In the burrows of the Nightmare
Where Justice naked is,
Time watches from the shadow
And coughs when you would kiss.

'In headaches and in worry
Vaguely life leaks away,
And Time will have his fancy
To-morrow or to-day.

'Into many a green valley
Drifts the appalling snow;
Time breaks the threaded dances
And the diver's brilliant bow.

'O plunge your hands in water,
Plunge them in up to the wrist;
Stare, stare in the basin
And wonder what you've missed.

'The glacier knocks in the cupboard,
The desert sighs in the bed,
And the crack in the tea-cup opens
A lane to the land of the dead.

'Where the beggars raffle the banknotes
And the Giant is enchanting to Jack,
And the Lily-white Boy is a Roarer,
And Jill goes down on her back.

'O look, look in the mirror,
O look in your distress:
Life remains a blessing
Although you cannot bless.

'O stand, stand at the window
As the tears scald and start;
You shall love your crooked neighbour
With your crooked heart.'

It was late, late in the evening,
The lovers they were gone;
The clocks had ceased their chiming,
And the deep river ran on.
 
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Greedo

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User76 said:
You'd need a big card for all that wouldn't you?

I know!!

Not as snazzy as

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your f**king face!!!
 
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