On my very first appointment, he [sadistic dentist] decided to do a lot of drilling without anaesthetic. It hurt and I told him so but he just told me not to be 'a big baby' (I was only 7 years old, for heaven's sake!) and just carried on drilling. I ended up fainting, so of course - he carried on... (obviously a believer in swooning as a form of pain relief).
I had some freaky nightmares about a lunatic with power tools performing surgery inside my head and then came round to discover that there was a lunatic with power tools performing surgery inside my head and promptly fainted again! When I came round the second time, he was finished and my mother was standing over me asking what had happened. He told her some crap about me misbehaving...