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Homers Double

Active Member
Earlyish start with a dog walk, now in a rather chilly office where it's probably warmer outside.
Dinner at parents tonight but with small people in attendance so we might get an early night.
 
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sungod

sungod

Active Member
pleasant stroll, decided on a restorative bubbly, plus eggs and avocados on toast, just about time for a bask to make the best of the hours around solar noon
 

PhotoNic69

Senior Member
Reminds me of that scene from 'Pulp Fiction' where Vincent and Jules have to clean the car. With added stink 💩 😊

Friday's Quantum Timeline Contwiddlium Explosion of Expletives was successfully avoided whilst waiting for daughter's gnasher inspection. Did experience some worryingly loud gurglings...
 

Webbo2

Well-Known Member
Afternoon
Got dragged out first thing to go food shopping. Need to do some exercise but I literally have a pain in the ass. Well my right buttock.
 

briantrumpet

Legendary Member
Location
Devon & Die
Been to town via a circuitous route to buy said requisitions, came back for super salad lunch in the garden, with a bit of tanning going on. Siesta à venir. Could be worse.
 

Webbo2

Well-Known Member
Do you need a diagnosis?

Yes please.
 

Pinno718

Senior Member
Location
Way out West
Good ride had.
40 miles in perfect conditions.

Snooze time.

But before that, news;

Shorty won her winter curling u-14 league by 1 point.
2 Stranraer curlers were in the winning team which won the worlds in Saskatchewan.
 

Gwylan

Veteran
Location
All at sea⛵
Yes please.

It's probably necrosis of the anterior pera. Usually caused by a lack of use or neglect.
Cured by some simple, regular, verbal exercises, including phrases like " I'll get this" and " what are you drinking?"
Frequent and creative phrases of generosity have been found to improve the condition.
Do bear in mind that I am not qualified and am only licensed to be on Earth because it's where I can do least damage to my home galaxy.

Do hope it clears up
 

Webbo2

Well-Known Member
It's probably necrosis of the anterior pera. Usually caused by a lack of use or neglect.
Cured by some simple, regular, verbal exercises, including phrases like " I'll get this" and " what are you drinking?"
Frequent and creative phrases of generosity have been found to improve the condition.
Do bear in mind that I am not qualified and am only licensed to be on Earth because it's where I can do least damage to my home galaxy.

Do hope it clears up

I couldn’t have asked for a clearer diagnosis. Many thanks and any time you need a mental health diagnosis I’m your man as I’m qualified but happily no longer licensed.
 
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