Urinating in public yes/no ?

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Dogtrousers

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You should've done what Mr Metcalfe, our eccentric/weirdo French/Italian teacher used to do/say! Quote....."Je reviens dans cinq heures, je vais juste pisser"! translated to English, it means "I'll be back in five, I'm just going for a piss"! :ohmy:

Cinq heures ?

Did he have some kind of problem?
 

newfhouse

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You should've done what Mr Metcalfe, our eccentric/weirdo French/Italian teacher used to do/say! Quote....."Je reviens dans cinq heures, je vais juste pisser"! translated to English, it means "I'll be back in five, I'm just going for a piss"! :ohmy:

Five hours? That's taking the p...
 

Jameshow

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You should've done what Mr Metcalfe, our eccentric/weirdo French/Italian teacher used to do/say! Quote....."Je reviens dans cinq heures, je vais juste pisser"! translated to English, it means "I'll be back in five, I'm just going for a piss"! :ohmy:

Probably to have a swig because the kids he taught hated German almost as much as they hated him!!

Was the case with My Haynes the French teacher!🤣🤣🤣
 

Accy cyclist

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Sort of related, what's the general view of men walking around city / town centres bare chested during hot weather - ? :whistle:

I admit to walking round with my top off in my younger/something to show off days, but not city/town centres, more when walking in the countryside or on a beach etc. When you get older and a bit flabby,wrinkly etc it's not a good look! 🧐 For example, I saw someone similar to this during last week's heatwave. Put a fecking shirt on, I thought! :unsure:

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Accy cyclist

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I had a pee in the bottle I keep in my car this aft'. Maybe I'm getting too complacent and actually think it's normal to do it now. After all, I did it as I parked up for a dental appointment, when I could've used the patients toilet instead.🤔
 

DRM

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I admit to walking round with my top off in my younger/something to show off days, but not city/town centres, more when walking in the countryside or on a beach etc. When you get older and a bit flabby,wrinkly etc it's not a good look! 🧐 For example, I saw someone similar to this during last week's heatwave. Put a fecking shirt on, I thought! :unsure:

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That’s Albert Steptoe if I’m not mistaken
 

lazybloke

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I had a pee in the bottle I keep in my car this aft'. Maybe I'm getting too complacent and actually think it's normal to do it now. After all, I did it as I parked up for a dental appointment, when I could've used the patients toilet instead.🤔
Blimey, in my car, i dont even allow drinking or eating!

I'm waiting for press reports of you, 'Indecent exposure car park shocker...

... the suspect's defence was 'It's a perfectly normal function, i sometimes defecate in the glove box too!'
 
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