OK, guys, I'm back. I took some very sensible advice, and this thread looks a whole lot better for it
I don't have any news about the bike, though. It's still in the final assembly stage - yes, they could have just sent it to me in bits, and I'd be up the mountains on it by now! - but the latest shipping date they've given me is next Monday, so I should be out on it by the end of next week.
We're actually having torrential rain here at the moment, so I'm quite glad I haven't got it because it would be very frustrating. I don't like riding in the rain (although that would be over-ridden by having a new bike to play with) but this kind of rain can cause flash floods in the mountains, so I wouldn't want to risk going up there. The trails should be "interesting" when it all settles down, though.